Trucker War

The obviously un-winnable highway-battle between two equally matched, parallel running semi-tractors; a common inspiration for road-rage, abusive language and desperate, often life-threatening, attempts to circumvent the ridiculous blockade.

Ho-Lee-Shit, this has gone on for 20 fuckin miles!!! Get me the shotgun from the trunk; I'm gonna blow shit-bag trucker 1's tires out so maybe shit-bag trucker 2 can finally get past him...someones gotta end this trucker war...

by YAWA May 18, 2019

Cum is thicker than water

When you have to make a decision between someone you slept with or someone else.
Comes from the phrase "Blood is thicker than water"

Jill:I have to give a promotion between Joe or bob
Alex:didn't you go out with joe?
Jill:yeah but bob is equally qualified for the job...
Alex: I say cum is thicker than water.

by Shojonen November 12, 2010

Reed Tucker

Everyone's favourite tofu-eating, squeaky-voiced, lactose-intolerant martial arts guru, Reed Tucker (in)famously appeared on the Chatterbox 109 radio show in the game Grand Theft Auto 3. He is the founder of the "Now and Zen" dojo and organic food market, he is also the author of "Karate and Digestion", a self-help book on how to combine martial arts and organic food. When not existing on a diet of nuts, berries and leafy vegetables, Reed enjoys chopping desks in half and moaning like a pansy on national radio.

"Dragon stance...HIIIYA!!"

by Fooby July 27, 2004

Thacker syndrome

succeeding without actually trying

"Hey Mike, how is Julian Wellsworth VI in the a capella group, president of his frat, president of the student body, vice president of the honors society, the star runningback, and the winner of the Pulitzer Prize this year, while still being an asshole and a giant douche?"

"I don't know. I guess he has Thacker syndrome."

by Kz October 17, 2012

Truckers truffle

A floating turd in a motorway service station toilet.

There's a truckers truffle in that service station toilet bowl.

by Popshed September 17, 2016

Tuckered

To be so pissed your falling over.

"How pissed was I last night?"
"You were falling all over the place ,you were tuckered"

by OTCC'S RD June 1, 2016

American trucker

A technique of male masturbution, normally when the guy puts his hand on his dick when he's hard then moves his hand up and down rapidly until he cums

Dude I was so horny last nite, my bitch gave me an American trucker

by Mother fucker jones January 6, 2013