An effective rebuttal used by a man who has just been denied dancing privileges with the woman of his choice in a noisy club.
Man (yelling over the music): "DO YOU WANT TO DANCE?"
Woman (with a disgusted look on her face): "Not a chance!"
Man: "WHAT? NO. I SAID, YOU LOOK FAT IN THOSE PANTS!"
Woman (with a disgusted look on her face): "Not a chance!"
Man: "WHAT? NO. I SAID, YOU LOOK FAT IN THOSE PANTS!"
by What the ? February 25, 2006
Get the I said, you look fat in those pants! mug.A saying utilizing the aged myth that young boys will go blind if they masturbate too frequently.
This myth was created simply to discourage such behavior in adolescent children.
This myth was created simply to discourage such behavior in adolescent children.
Guy 1: "I swear, that porn video is so hot I've beat the meat to it at least five times today."
Guy 2: "You know you'll go blind if you keep playing with those."
Guy 2: "You know you'll go blind if you keep playing with those."
by daggit July 1, 2011
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A joke used by those who are savvy in mathematics. The joke is funny because it makes the point that the person saying the phrase only understands the decimal system, which relies on numbers in groups of 10. The binary system relies on numbers in groups of 2. If the speaker of the phrase had been able to understand binary, he/she would've said the phrase correctly, "there are 2 types of people...".
there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who dont
Decimal:
0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,
10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,
etc...
Binary:
0,0
0,1
1,0
1,1
etc...
Decimal:
0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,
10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,
etc...
Binary:
0,0
0,1
1,0
1,1
etc...
by D Den June 25, 2009
Get the there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who dont mug.1.) John went in for the three pointer but Brad smashed it out of range. He continued to yell "I EAT THOSE!!!"
2.) When Fred won the lottery he ate those.
2.) When Fred won the lottery he ate those.
by John Kellis Fernando April 7, 2007
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Get the Theshan mug.A Thoss is a combination of a Thug and a Boss. Not many people are certified enough to maintain this title.
Bob: " Dude I just robbed a girl scout "
Tom : " Cool man what are you going to do with the cookies ? "
Bob: " Sell them .... with interest"
Tom: " OMG Bob , youre such a Thoss "
Bob : Fuck yeah.
Tom : " Cool man what are you going to do with the cookies ? "
Bob: " Sell them .... with interest"
Tom: " OMG Bob , youre such a Thoss "
Bob : Fuck yeah.
by Jovian Queen June 28, 2011
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