Paper Thinker

a person who more readily relates to the confined and definite words on paper than to the applications or even realities of the three dimensional plane. Although this usually describes a way of thinking, it can also describe someone who lacks original thought, or is afraid of new ideas.

Student 1: Did you hear what happened with Abby? She stole my idea for the term paper in Dr. James's class! Now I have to come up with something else, or he'll think I stole it from her!

Student 2: Abby is such a paper thinker.

by uvgeek December 28, 2008

Higher-Level Thinker

An individual who uploads YouTube videos to address illogical reasons why the gaming console they like is superior to the opposing plastic box.

I can just imagine this Higher-Level Thinker pulling out his cell phone and recording his PS5, with the most retarded ass note.

by DaButcha December 8, 2020

2nd hand thinker

someone who uses Chat GPT for every aspect of their life.

Person one: Yo Max, how do you talk to girls?
Max king: Uh, i like men but let me ask ChatGPT
Person one: You 2nd hand thinker, come up with it your self chaggot.

by king of uranus August 20, 2025

pink thinker

It's pink, and it thinks. It's the pink thinker, BRAIN!

What's a "brain"? I only know a pink thinker.

by Enzal1a July 21, 2025

Thinkering

When you are thinking of something but want to seem both comedic and intelligent at the same time (you’re really just zoning out)

Steve Steven Stevenson: what are you doing right now?
George Henry Bob: just thinkering about stuff

by GrammaEarl March 1, 2025

paid thinker

someone who do not think independent and/or think for others

person 1: I like (insert popular thing)
person 2: Ok paid thinker

by "b4" "miss" "c8" "hit" December 13, 2024

Two-Marshmallow Thinker

Someone who consistently prioritizes long-term gains and strategic planning over instant gratification. They've got the foresight and self-control to wait for the bigger payoff, even if it means putting in more work or showing more patience now. Problem is, it can get pretty alienating and lonely up on that mental mountain, 'cause most folks are just trying to snag that first marshmallow before it melts. Basically, they're playing chess, not checkers, and sometimes there's nobody else at the board.
OR anyone named Morgan McDonald

I asked Morgan what she is doing, and she presented me with a long-term vison of strategic moves to reach her goal, talk about a Two-Marshmallow Thinker.

by River Trash Woman May 24, 2025