one handed muppet strangler

Jerking off wildly with a tubesock (preferably with the stripes at the top) on your wiener.

I gave myself the one handed muppet strangler this morning.

by the californiamerican June 27, 2008

Donkey strangler

A turd so big it will clog the toilet.

Oh my god, do not go into the bathroom I just had a donkey strangler.

by Scubasteve65 February 27, 2019

thigh strangler

someone who has sexy and thicc thighs and uses them to kill people

look thigh strangler is behind you

by chai patti September 28, 2021

Danglin Strangler

When the penis resembles the look of a python, thus enabling it to easily choke its prey.

I hit that bitch with the Danglin Strangler.

by annonymou1213132 November 7, 2011

The Greasy Strangler

The sexual act of cooking a piece of bacon, then allowing the bacon and extra grease to cool, then collect the grease. From there, place the bacon on your partners chest. Eat the bacon off while masterbatong with the extra bacon grease.

I just got back from the grocery store; I got some bacon so me and Stacy can do The Greasy Strangler

by JayKayIsMyName December 19, 2020

disco strangler

Someone commonly found at a club that could potentially sabotage someone's experience; "love them and leave them", as they say. The club being their "natural habitat", the disco strangler acts as a predator hunting prey, or a partner.

Uh oh, she's dancing with the disco strangler.
The disco strangler got me and now I can't go back.

by eagletranslator July 19, 2023

Wrap-Around Strangler

The Wrap-Around Strangler, is a snake-like penismeasuring up to 25 ft long that wraps around its host and strangles them to the point of unconsciousness and then proceeds to enter their anus and implants its seed.

Onision: hey whats that thing?

Me: Thats the wrap-around strangler. Watch out!

Onision: *cries* OH NOOO

by Yahoo Answers FBI December 15, 2019