Get out my spatula

To become angry or enraged, and prepare to freak out. (since one would presumably need a spatula to flip a shit)

When Alice forgot to do her portion of the project again, i proceeded to get out my spatula.

by Saepe Fidelis July 27, 2012

lemme slap dat ass wit a spatula

A cancerous action where one brings a spatula to school and slaps another classmate on the butt while saying, LEMME SLAP DAT ASS WIT A SPATULA

Yo Ricardo lemme slap dat ass wit a spatula.

by fireboss518 October 21, 2015

rat spatula

When u fit ur whole foot in some good ass pussy and u flick around like u got rat on ur spatula.

Yo I just got a rat spatula up my ass.
Yo that’s dope Bria.

by Yesssurrrrrrr February 13, 2021

spatula back

Is there a person that has a long torso and short legs.

"Hey, look that girl has a spatula back!"

by One&onlyPunky April 5, 2024

Spatula talk

Boring mundane conversation often coming from family members in old age or younger people who act like them.
Eg. A mother telling her son on the phone that she had a horrible day because she misplaced her spatula which is usually in the second drawer but that everything was redeemed when she found it in the third drawer a few moments later. Spatula talk.

Oh my god; my mom is doing my head in with her spatula talk!

Sorry I’m late. I got stuck on the phone to Aunt Mildred who was spatula talking about her daily activities.

by MrJWD March 23, 2021

Spatula Slap

V:

When a man takes his penis and slaps his woman in the temple of their head.

"HOLY HELL!!!! That spatula slap must have hurt if your woman passed out!!"

by BadAssBassPlayer June 12, 2011

Indiana spatula

When you insert the handle end of your spatula into your vagina and continue to cook with it.

She used her Indiana spatula to make that sausage.

by xCrimsonPeachx May 5, 2024