A rash or excessive wear on ones penis from frequent masterbation. Usually found on those who haven't had sex in long time. Example: Married males, Priests, and virgins.
Man its been 6 months since I last got laid, I have given myself a bad case of Jerkin Pox ever since.
by xristopher cringle October 18, 2010
Get the Jerkin Poxmug. Slang for Herpes. This is used when a friend that never had chicken pox thinks he's finally caught them. He is wrong. CHICKEN Pox are everywhere. Cock Pox, well...
'Yeah, Sean, I have chicken pox, I'm Home and very itchy!"
"But Rob, your Twenty?! Oh... You've got Cock Pox haven't you?"
"Good show, mate, Good Show indeed."
"But Rob, your Twenty?! Oh... You've got Cock Pox haven't you?"
"Good show, mate, Good Show indeed."
by DJ Stainless Steel March 2, 2009
Get the Cock Poxmug. Lady pox looks like red raised bumps with mini pustules somewhat like chicken pox and is an unknown rash nasty older women get from being used up whores. It is unknown whether it is herpes, warts or just a shave rash but no one wants to find out because it smells like unimaginable rot. Girls with lady pox often end up being single and living alone hiding behind the computer or on cam sites where people cant smell her lady pox. There is no cure for lady pox and it is contagious.
by BlazerBoi January 7, 2012
Get the Lady poxmug. A short-lived attack of retardation which usually occurs in short bursts and is characterized by erratic and irrational movements and speech. One may catch the disease, which will recur throughout one's life at seemingly random moments, by contact with an infected individual. Studies show the disease may be transmitted via aerosol transmission. While infected, the affected individual will rapidly lose brain cells.
Example sentence: OOOgaaaa! Boats drown!!!! WATER POKEMON...SO MANY! I like cherry squirrels. JAHAAHAHpooonboo!
by Matt January 15, 2005
Get the retarded poxmug. The result of an evening spent staring into the bathroom mirror removing ingrown hairs or other miscellaneous things from ones skin with tweezers. Usually done while under the influence of methamphetamine.
Would you cut that out? Hand over your tweezers.... Keep it up and tomorrow you're gonna end up with pickin' pox!
by raybo October 4, 2007
Get the pickin' poxmug. by MyNameAdumbMaybe October 29, 2018
Get the Small Poxmug. When you are streaming a video game off of the cloud and it is playing at 480p or worst. The screen is a mess of pixels and it looks like an STD.
(Playing a video game)
Friend: “Why are you running into walls?”
You: “sorry man, I have lover’s pox and can’t see.”
Friend: “Why are you running into walls?”
You: “sorry man, I have lover’s pox and can’t see.”
by Pollacka May 5, 2022
Get the Lover’s Poxmug.