hairy gum

A party trick involving exposing only the nutsack which looks like a piece of gum rolled in hair (assuming one does not shave his nuts).

Hey man, look! I got some hairy gum stuck to my pants!

by sheshkable June 11, 2006

hairy woof

A vagina that has never been trimmed or just an overgrown messy mass of pubic hair.

I was going down on this eskimo bitch and when i pulled her undies off this HAIRY WOOF popped out! I felt like moses parting the red sea to find her pussy lips.

I was drunk when I met this girl and when we got naked she had a HAIRY WOOF that looked like buckwheat in a leglock!!

by choochie January 4, 2008

hairy musket

when you put your bare ass on some poor bastards head and fart....not a pleasent thing

Joe: damn you just got a hairy musket
kyle: Im gonna go kill myself
Joe:ok

by sheet January 10, 2004

Hairy Nerd

Someone who is obsessed with the Harry Potter book/movie series . Also know as a book boy.

Emily:"Gabe is such a hairy nerd"
Makaela:"Yeah that makes him a book boy.

by TOMDARAK May 3, 2020

hairy yeti

It is when a woman if so hairy you can't find the vagina.

"Did you go down on her?"
"No, I couldn't get past the hairy yeti."

by Super Hot Dave August 6, 2017

Hairy Dick

A hairy dick... It's self explanatory

Guy1; *pulls down his pants in front of his class *
Guy2;bruh why is the shaft so hairy?!
Guy1;Bruh it's a hairy dick... It's self explanatory

by Izers December 5, 2018

hairy kumquat

1) a kumquat that is hairy
2) a lump-shaped person with disproportionally long arms
3) a type of finch

Girl 1: Danggggg, that new guy is a real hairy kumquat.
Girl 2: I dated a hairy kumquat named Josiah back in the day. It was magnificent, highly recommend.

by Clauth Towel September 21, 2016