the spotted dick 

something only guys with the name of teham have. It makes you superior to guys with the name Aditya that usually spank girls called Anishka with a ruler. Spotted dicks are a type of cake and people who have spotted dicks get lots of blowjobs because their dicks are so sweet.

Girl: Oh my! What's your name?
boy: Oh it's Teham

Girl: SO YOU HAVE A SPOTTED DICK???

boy: yes of course
girl: let me give you a blowjob
boy: okay yeah sure, lots of girls suck my dick. My name is teham and guys with the name teham have the spotted dicks.

the spotted dick by TEHAM March 27, 2019

The Standardized Dick Measurement 

The Standardized Dick Measurement.

The Girl ever wants to know the real size of any Guys Dick.

First Have the guy clinch a Fist.

Then have the guy add 3 fingers sideways on top of the fist he is clinching.

Add up the total length top to bottom of the fist and fingers and This will give you the real size of his Dick. Head,Shaft and the Base.

Hey Jen I want to know how big Jakes Dick Is.
Just have Jake do the The Standardized Dick Measurement.

The Standardized Dick Measurement by DrFuck February 12, 2021

dick on the side 

same as chic on the side except with d

girl, how's your dick on the side?
he done me good last night!

dick on the side by strawberrymom October 9, 2016

slap your girl dick in the butter dish 

To unapologetically come out as trans in a setting where you were "passing."

Victoria: I want to come out to my boyfriend's family while we're there for Thanksgiving, but I'm not sure the best way to do it.
Jessica: Hon, you just gotta stand up at dinner and slap your girl dick in the butter dish.

slap your girl dick in the butter dish by jordensjunger June 11, 2016

Dick in the Butt Syndrome 

Otherwise known as DBS. When you have obsessive and compulsive thoughts about having a dick in your butt. This disease takes control of your life and brain, as it is literally the only thing you can ever think of.

Why are you sitting like that?
I have Dick in the Butt Syndrome. So it seems as though I have a dick in my butt, ergo I'm not sitting right.

Dick in the Butt Syndrome by Swiftus The Maxim March 26, 2016

National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day 

Suck that one 5'5 guy who you brought to the mall dick

"Bro its National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day and I'm 5'5 at the mall!"

violently gargles on his dick

National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day by gayfigger November 20, 2022

Suck my dick from the back 

The act of tucking a boner back in between the legs and holding it there whilst someone sucks it.

You can suck my dick from the back

Suck my dick from the back by UnholyXx May 29, 2018