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The Oracle Club 

A group of semi professionals, who identify as non binary. They are interested in investing and male bonding. The ultimate goal is to attain the title of "Beta Male Cuck". Once the title is achieved they may find a woman and engage in missionary style intercourse. Anything more than missionary and they will lose the title and be labelled a Degenerate.
I can't wait to join The Oracle Club so I can cuck so fuckin hard!
The Oracle Club by Thenewagecrewb December 8, 2018

The Lit Club 

The Lit Club ( short for the Literature club ) is the one group of people you know that are the most ridiculous, abnormal and living memes in your school. EXTREMELY LOUD WHEREVER THEY ARE - and some o are extra and rather dramatic. Yet you can’t go a month without one person cough cough creating a huge arguement between the group. Apart from that, these people are the bestest of people to be around - a group of anime, meme and tumblr fanatics. You can always expect one person to have a extremely weird catchphrase ( that wasn’t very plus ultra of you, oop, curse you Perry the platypus etc. ) and the one who constantly rants about their problems. The things that go down on this group chat and friend group are ridiculous. In all shape or form, expect these people to usually do incredibly stupid things - but at the end of the day these people are the most fun to be around.

Oh and most of them are gay
Thoss people are really weird and loud, they must be the lit club.

The Brinner Club

A group of four film-interested friends who smoke strawberry blunts then go eat pancakes with extra crispy bacon at the local diner, for dinner. Better than The Breakfast Club, The Brinner Club makes time to smoke, then eat breakfast for dinner, all before nine o'clock curfew. Dig it.

Hopefully it will become a feature film in the years to come.
1.

"Who are those trendy assholes who keep eating at The Diner?"

"Why, that's The Brinner Club?"

"What is 'brinner'?"

"...Are you serious right now?..."

2.

"Those teenagers are wearing some cool clothes, but how do they fit into them, after all the fatty breakfast-foods they eat for dinner?"

"They exercise."

"Yeah, right."

"Okay, then what would you call their daily walks to that sketchy alley?"

"Fient."
The Brinner Club by nomae July 21, 2009

the whole club lookin at her 

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"She had them Apple Bottom Jeans
Boots with the fur
The whole club lookin at her
She hit the floor
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low"

The Keen Club 

A small collection of Brisbane's finest douchebags who assemble to get smashed on minimal amounts of alcopops whilst bragging about how original and artsy they are. By following the 'Ten Keen Commandments', the young unknowing female closet sluts blossom into their full potential as cheap prostitutes.
Guy One: "Holy Shit that girl's chin is hugeeeee. I swear it isn't that big in Facebook photos"

Guy Two: "Yeah, that's Chrissie. She's part of that douchebag group The Keen Club"
The Keen Club by NOTkeenCHRISTINA January 4, 2010

Joined The Book Club 

Converting to Christianity (or any religion) and becoming overly preachy and elitist about it.
"Dude, David's become such a lame-o ever since he joined the book club."