On the wrong team

There is no team here you piece of shit. The only team here us the you fucking team and the you not fucking team and one team is trying to extract value from the other team because they are fucking WORTHLESS. And you know what the conservatives would say about housewives right? Something like 'My wife cleaning my house for me and taking care of my kids make ME more effective.' But he ISN'T THAT. In the first place. You team doesn't doesn't do anything other that hoover up shit that doesn't belong to it and then lecture people what why how ACTUALLY they are GOOD for doing it. But you're not. You're shit. You need me to keep your fucking kids fed and IF NOT... The NO MORE SNAP you piece of shit. This YOU not giving ME the credit I deserve and YOU not deserving any credit because you're shit. And so is that fucking sponge of a cripple.

Hym "I'm not on the wrong team if I'm if I don't have a bunch super fucking murderable kids running around while I try to reach my sneaky fucking hand into somebody else's fucking pocket. And IN THIS CASE, my very MIND. You want to steal my mind and them mock me for it without your kids getting killed for it because you entitled to it. Why would I want to be on a team with a bunch of mentally retarded, killable, liabilities? Is it because it means you're the boss of everyone? Is that what you think you piece of shit? Well tell me not to murder your kids and see what happens."

by Hym Iam November 1, 2025

Bet on the wrong horse

1. To appear to be very sad, down, or upset, as if you had just "... bet on the wrong horse."

Wills:"Sash is lookin' pretty down, man, like he bet on the wrong horse, er somethin'."
Juan:"Right?"

by Nathan Wakeman April 23, 2008

poke on the wrong side

Something creepy kids do to girls they like...

Steve: Yo Sarah let's poke on the wrong side
Sarah: Wtf? No!
Steve: Too bad you're getting it anyway

by deliah May 2, 2008

stepped in the wrong hood

Lil foo tryna scrap not know in where they steppin nd get merked

Whatcha want cuddie? U stepped in the wrong hood dawg this aint fa u!

by ♥+ April 3, 2017

you've reposted in the wrong neighbourhood

a catchy song thats a remix of glue70 - Casin and Shake That-Nate Dogg & Eminem ,meme faktor 1000

you: dude did you hear you've reposted in the wrong neighbourhood yet?
dude:no
you: why its awesome

by Killfuchs54 November 11, 2017

Scoring On The Wrong Goal

When you get so drunk you end up fucking a guy instead of a chick

Scoring On The Wrong Goal: “Did your roommate hook up with his girl last night?” “No he got too hammered and scored on the wrong goal.”

by YeetThyMeat October 26, 2018

foot in the wrong place

When you touch a nerve in a conversation..
You say something innocently but it ends up pissing them off.

M:Hey..how's the situation your ex coming up?😈
Shi:Are you fucking kidding me?🤨
M:Sorry...foot in the wrong place✋🏼
Shi:Next time am gonna fucking kill you🤨🤨🤨

by vndegwa December 28, 2018