So I was watching Toy Story 2 the other day

A phrase said by a donator to APLfisher designed to make him lose his shit.

"Fuck Petey"

"So I was watching Toy Story 2 the other day and as I was about to cum, I fingered my uretha and forced the cummies back inside me. I left it there until it hardened and then I pushed it out and did a pee pee cummie poo. I splerged for Zurg."

*giggling*

by SerbianWarCriminal May 1, 2019

not so quiet on the western front

A compilation of punk rock bands from the San Fransisco area
and Nevada Area.

GDMFSOB I cant move, I cant twitch!!-song by bad posture on Not so quiet on the western front.

by elmo pimps hoes February 2, 2007

It's So Cold in the D

Awesome rap about Detroit. Can be found on YouTube.

"It's So Cold in the D"

by Keepin_It_Real March 1, 2012

So cute in the face

Term coined in the midwest. Used to describe something/someone attractive. Usually said in Spanish accent while intoxicated.

"Oohh, he is so cute in his face!"

"That prostitute is so cute in the face!"

by k8e27 November 26, 2007

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

Catchphrase used when you can't make ends meet, and/or when you're a typical worker who has to wait two full weeks for your paycheck to arrive.

I just got finished paying my friend back for the radio. Now I see two "windows" in my letterbox. Damn, why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

by pentozali July 13, 2007

So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?

A jokingly-sarcastic way of making light of a truly serious situation --- Abe was **shot to death** at the play's "ending", for goodness' sake!! :P

A couple of excellent occasions to dust off da ol' "So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?" gag would be if either someone has just been helped out of the mud and is so incredibly soiled that he's having to be stripped naked and cleaned off with a pressure-washer, or you go to visit him in the hospital after a serious accident and he's all swathed in casts and bandages and/or hooked up to a myriad of tubes and wires, and so you're trying to cheer him up a little.

by QuacksO September 16, 2018

Why the hell is this place so horny?

Why the actual fuck are almost all the posts on here about some goofy ah shit that often has to do with sex? Like seriously guys, if you're that lonely go make yourself an A.I. generated girlfriend or a cup of tea so you can cry all night without getting sleepy, I honestly couldn't care less, but just stop reading all these bullshit posts and actually go learn something off of abcmouse.com because you forgot to do that when you were 6 so now you're having to do it again so you don't fail that final as a junior in college, like I definitely didn't. Come on guys, there's always something better that you could be doing, no matter what time of day. That's all I have to say for now, but please take this at least somewhat serious, though I realize that'll be hard to do cause I wrote this like a fucking 3rd grader but screw it; Hope to see you all on the other side, even if it does take completing ABC Mouse twice or more. Good luck starting a better life.

Why the hell is this place so horny? Like, seriously, go get a better life and job.

"Settle down, have kids, don't be a dick."
-Ghandi

by PORGSSSS October 19, 2023