the portugal airport is that way, and where's ronaldo? he's crying in his car! poor ronaldo

legendary words said by a sigma that enraged a fandom composed of 12 year old homophobic boys

sigma 9 year old: “ the portugal airport is that way, and where's ronaldo? he's crying in his car! poor ronaldo

the portugal airport is that way, and where's ronaldo? he's crying in his car! poor ronaldo by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut January 17, 2023

ronin the DrunKeN GoD 

A once great clanless player and master of Counter-Strike 1 and 2 who normally went by ronin until he became the DrunKeN GoD due to excessive amounts of rum and coke, (mostly Heaven Hill rum but sometimes Captain Morgan.) When he achieves the perfect state of drunkeness becomes nearly invincible racking up scores of kills in the double digits while obtaining zero deaths. When he has surpassed his limits he tends to have much fun blocking, stabbing, flashing and shooting his teammates. Though he specifically chooses and targets certain teammates, normally those who are cocky pricks. But he will still have fun with the "cool" teammates who aer his "homies." His skills and personality commends respect.

Opponent 1: Wow that guy is pretty good for a fucked drunk who can't even type.
Opponent 2: wtf now he's killin his own teammates.
Friend 1: God damnit stop you fuckign prick!
Friend 2: lol hahaahaha
ronin: lololololz q:- )

ronin the DrunKeN GoD by ronin February 18, 2005

Ronut the donut 

He is a lonely little boy who constantly gets his bottle taken and his maths teacher feels so sorry for him

God he looks like a donut

Yeah he’s a ronut the donut

Ronut the donut by JD N°1 March 6, 2020

Ronnen the man 

Dis man plays guitar like it’s nobody’s business

I would love to be like Ronnen the man when I’m older

Ronnen the man by Elon Musk which is me November 22, 2021

Ronnie The Biggest 

The heaviest hitter of Georgia, you may find this individual wondering and you may wonder why is his hands so lethal? Well the name speaks for itself on instagram @mrlethalhands. He has over 20+ victims of his lethal hands.

You know Ronnie The Biggest? Yeah I’m a victim of his hands.

Oh really

Yes.😞

BABAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ronnie The Biggest by @factstobegiven December 9, 2024

Lafayette Ronald Hubbard: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 

.

Lafayette Ronald Hubbard: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release

Lafayette Ronald Hubbard: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release by FrenchVanillaSake March 1, 2025

Cristiano Ronaldho To The Oscar De La Hoya Messi 

Cristiano Ronaldho To The Oscar De La Hoya Messi

Cristiano Ronaldho To The Oscar De La Hoya Messi

Cristiano Ronaldho To The Oscar De La Hoya Messi by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025