Flailing

The motion an octopus uses to get around. Often associated with having a stroke or other sudden muscle spasm.

How to: first, reach your arms out in front of you. Make sure there is a significant distance between them. Second, slowly move your elbows together and let your hands follow with a delay. Move your elbows outwards when there is about two inches between them. Once again let your hands follow with a delay. Let your elbows get far enough away from each other so you are now in a "going in for a hug" position. Repeat this process at a fast pace.

Person1: what's that guy doing?

Person: looks to me he's having a stroke or something, he's flailing like an octopus.

by [ ] May 12, 2017

mexican flail

The waving arm movements of Hispanic women when they have had to much to drink.

She knocked the beer out of my hands with her Mexican flail

by Mexicanloving101 October 10, 2017

Flailing

Tweaking so hard, body movements are uncontrollable. Usually accompanied with lockjaw.

"Yo, Felicia was flailing, so hard, she forgots to borrow my car, right quick."

by Harass me February 10, 2021

Philadelphia Flail

An action one does to another when they have been pissed off. First, the annoying friend is grabbed by the nut sack. The person is then lifted into the air by their nut sack. For dramatic effect, you can throw them around in the air, while still holding the nut sack.

Warning: This action may cause rumors of your homosexuality

Annoying Friend: *Is Annoying*
You: Shut up right now or I'm gonna pull a Philadelphia flail on you!

by Just_Some_Random_Dude January 21, 2020

Flail

To lash ones arms and or legs about in a seemingly uncontrollably and senseless manner while shuffling ones arms and legs, while high as hell on any number of illicit narcotics.

Kevin has been awake for like t days again and it looks like he is going to flail his way over here!

by Dawnhennessey May 28, 2022

wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man

A sex move that can only be done by flailing your arms around like one of those inflatable wacky guys at your local Oil Change shop.

It is also a Family Guy Cutaway Gag in the style of the Billy Mays' Oxy-Clean commercials, with the name Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse.

Zach: Dude, I gave my girlfriend a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man last night.
Mike: Cool.

by AlHarringtonWackyWavingTubeMen February 26, 2024

flail

is a retarded way to say lol but who says lol so we say flail...flail = lol

flail did you see the autistic kid shit on the floor in the gym

by soccerboyrobloxdude911 November 16, 2018