Cia

Cia's are short as hell. They are so fucking short and built like a smurf. Cia's are so small. They are basically a minion.

person 1: Who is that short ass tiny smurf looking girl?
person 2 : Oh Cia? She is literally a smurf.

by bananaguy_123 December 14, 2022

Damn the CIA

Who the fuck needs the meaning for Damn the CIA when all they do is steal resources and fuck terrorists and do several war crimes?

Damn the CIA!

by PurplexedSquare June 27, 2023

Cia

Horse girl, very cool

Girl 1: Oh thats Cia she eats horses

by annab234 May 31, 2022

CIA theorist

Anyone after 2022 (actually anyone after 1963) who still believes the CIA does not conspire

Hey dude, if you really believe the CIA never heard of Ukraine, you're a CIA theorist.

by Andymul January 1, 2023

Cia

Cia is the most friendly girl you'll ever meet. She's kind, compassionate, considerate, talented, and has a beautiful smile. She knows everyone and has unexpected (but interesting) stories. Not only that, she is the most gorgeous girl (inside and outside), as she is extremely charismatic. She will most definitely charm you!

Girl 1: OMG I JUST MET CIA YESTERDAY AND SHE'S THE BEST PERSON I'VE EVER MET
Girl 2: DUHH SHE'S CIA

by schmebulockkkk November 22, 2021

CIA MAGIC

When someone goes missing and every one who knew them suddenly stops knowing them

Jeff knew to much, so we used some CIA Magic

by VVOOIIDD December 16, 2022

Cia

Central Intelligence Association. In other words.....Fucking Stalkers!!

Me: Alexa do you work for the cia?
Alexa turns red
Me: Wtf Waah??
Alexa: I'm sorry couldn't understand could you please repeat that?
Me: Aaaaaaah!!

by Yo Fave Definitioner June 3, 2018