A mistake sent from the gods. His parents wished that they threw him into a well when he was a child but looks like that chance has gone. He had no friends in kindergarten, primary school, secondary school, college and still doesn't. Once in college he told a girl - who he had a crush on - that he was a footballer, two days later, she found out and kicked his penis all the way to a Russian hospital, "Vat is happenin'? Get outta my ho'pital!" , screamed the Russian nurse.
"Oh I am so sorry-" said ThatGuyHerty. But just then the Russian nurse kicked his ass all the way to the Mariana trench! "Hoo iz zis hooman" said the shark, "Oh I'm sorry sharko", said ThatGuyHerty and just then the shark flicked his head all the way to his parents. "Now's our chance we can finally kill our son, YESSSSS!" And as you know they kicked him all the way out of the universe and he froze to death. HAPPY ENDING! YEAH!!!!
"Oh I am so sorry-" said ThatGuyHerty. But just then the Russian nurse kicked his ass all the way to the Mariana trench! "Hoo iz zis hooman" said the shark, "Oh I'm sorry sharko", said ThatGuyHerty and just then the shark flicked his head all the way to his parents. "Now's our chance we can finally kill our son, YESSSSS!" And as you know they kicked him all the way out of the universe and he froze to death. HAPPY ENDING! YEAH!!!!
Person 1: "Wow isn't it a wonderful day?"
Person 2: "Of course,"
ThatGuyHerty: "Hey guys can I join you?"
People: "Aaaaahhhh! It's ThatGuyHerty! Get away!"
ThatGuyHerty: "I just wanted to make some friends" he cried.
Person 2: "Of course,"
ThatGuyHerty: "Hey guys can I join you?"
People: "Aaaaahhhh! It's ThatGuyHerty! Get away!"
ThatGuyHerty: "I just wanted to make some friends" he cried.
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Get the That guy from Preston mug.a disorder when you get so drunk...like drunk to the point of no return and you start doing/saying outlandish and ignorant things, mostly in a public setting. People look at you and they are blessed not to be you. You soon become a model of how not to live your life. You are the laughing stock of the bar or party, but more importantly, you are inevitably, “that guy.”
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