testa di minchia

Dickhead in Italian

That guy was was a real testa di minchia today.

by Fireworrks May 27, 2016

Teetas

Reaaaaally saggy boobs.

Daaaaaamn she got teetas fo a 12 year old!

by Bigphatoof July 3, 2018

tentacle porn

Developed as an alternative to showing male genitalia, which is not legal in Japanese live-action adult films.

That tentacle is very phallic looking, no?

by Monkey March 10, 2005

Tentacles

A collective of long, slimy tendrils that often appear in hentai, which violate innocent lolis sexually.

Hey man, did you see those tentacles fuck Suzie?

by Caleb Caston June 2, 2018

tatta

Ball

(Usually two)

Jo lund keh nbeechay latakte hain

Tattay jitna bhee uchal jaein, lund se oopar nahin jaa sakte

by Bobb January 17, 2005

Testarossa Autodrive

A situation in which you (driver) are in a Ferrari with automatic cannons protruding from the rear and are being chased by five Bentleys with laser cannons and rocket boosters, and also motorcycles are weaving around you and shooting lasers at you but it's ok because you have laser-proof windows. As you wind around the bend to the 500 mph speedway, you crash into a wall. You are brought to a hospital where you are pronounced dead. Then a doctor shoots a laser at your corpse and you come back to life, but are a zombie. Said situation may only occur during 1986.

Eli: yo what's up G, you're looking kind of pale, you ok?
Ash: No, i got Testarossa Autodrived and now i'm a zombie.
Eli: Sweet let's rave.

by Asher pampaloompa November 24, 2007

tentacae

noun
1: large amounts of tentacles

Six million giant squid tentacae fluttered past me.

by CommunistDew August 24, 2004