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Testy Pussies

1. An impatient, and somewhat bad tempered group of weak or cowardly boys or men.

2. An easily irritated group of cats.
1. When we scored that game winning goal, the other team bemoaned and turned into a bunch of Testy Pussies. Hey Testy Pussies - fuck you!

2. When sprayed with water, the feral cats became a clutter of Testy Pussies.
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Cueball Testys

Cueball testys is similar to diamond hands and relates to stock trading or gambling. Prior to holding a stock, you have cueball sized testys when making a very risky but highly profitable option or stock purchase. This can also relate to a very large wager while gambling.
Adam you have huge cueball testys for buying the GME call for $3400.
by EnglishMajor10 March 11, 2021
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Testi Tussle

The Testi Tussle is an act where 2 men strip down completely naked and wrap their legs around each other. They will place duct tape connecting each other's balls and back away in a tug-of-war type matchup, until one wins and rips the other's ball hair and skin off.
"Me and John had a Testi Tussle last night! He won and I ended up in the ER..."
by SMAMSMUNG January 8, 2024
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Testies

A word to define a group of test-takers
Teacher: All right my little testies, whos ready for a quiz
Testies: Oh no not another quiz
by Daryll Trout January 21, 2022
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Texty testy

The act of sending a text to MPS or s/o using only your testicles.
Sarra and I were sexting last night and I sent her a texty testy
by rob2swag January 6, 2023
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testie festi

Full Name: Testical Festival

synonym: Sausage Fest, Sausage Suaray

Definition: multiple guys >10 in one spot, partying, talking together. Where you hope to god no gangster shit is going down!

It's a light hearted joke amongst real Men, who don't get all upset and are not sensitive to insults, because they know where they stand when it comes to sexuality!
Yo Yo Yo, what's going on here, looks like a testie festi!
by Emmd September 12, 2021
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testie

jane and john are testies
by shake.. June 13, 2022
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