Carl- hey wanna join the army
Jimmy- What're you talking about Carl?
Carl- let me be more elaborate, wanna join the Turteleses army to FIGHT THE PENGUIENISE
Jimmy- Carl are you OK?
Jimmy- What're you talking about Carl?
Carl- let me be more elaborate, wanna join the Turteleses army to FIGHT THE PENGUIENISE
Jimmy- Carl are you OK?
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Person 1: Ugh...I hate that guy I hope I don't see him ever again!
Person 2: You've been talking about him for 20 minutes though...
2 months later
Person 1: You remember that guy I said I hated...Well, now I want to marry him..
Person 2: You got yourself another tergel
Person 1: Ugh...I keep falling for tergels
Person 2: You've been talking about him for 20 minutes though...
2 months later
Person 1: You remember that guy I said I hated...Well, now I want to marry him..
Person 2: You got yourself another tergel
Person 1: Ugh...I keep falling for tergels
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Inflected Form(s): plural turtellino also turtellinis; origin southern Italy, slang Sicilian, city of Palermo
1)v. engaged or having sex on the beach for a long period of time, like turtles slow and from the behind, and very quietly.
2)n. synonymous with female vagina being containing or being filled with ( as of meat or big gutta cheese) italian style on the beach.
1)v. engaged or having sex on the beach for a long period of time, like turtles slow and from the behind, and very quietly.
2)n. synonymous with female vagina being containing or being filled with ( as of meat or big gutta cheese) italian style on the beach.
He was like a Galápagos turtle, slipping me the turtellini on our vacation to San Diego.
Carol said,"Turtellini is like fine dinning, from a females perspective; yes, ladies a bottle of wine and a blanket, of course his nice turtellini."
Carol said,"Turtellini is like fine dinning, from a females perspective; yes, ladies a bottle of wine and a blanket, of course his nice turtellini."
by Tym J. J. December 30, 2006
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by JackieCollins November 5, 2007
Get the Tercel mug.Trully the most controversial player in the NFL, but also happens to be the best wide receiver in the NFL. Has a long history of upsetting many players and fans. He now plays for the Dallas Cowboys after being banned from playing for the Philadelphia Eagles. Terrell Owens is a cocky *** son of a ***** , but you gotta love him.
Cowboy's Fan 1: Did you see Terrell Owens score that touchdown against Philadelphia and then flap his arms like an Eagle?
Cowboy's Fan 2: Yea man that was awesome. He showed them what's up.
Cowboy's Fan 2: Yea man that was awesome. He showed them what's up.
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