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Short-Term Nut

When you're reminiscing about how nice of a nut you had and you try and remember what you nutted to, but you completely forget. And then you spend the next 10 minutes trying to remember but you just can't. Then you start hallucinating, thinking you found the video, but it's just another amateur rip off where the thot is clearly in her 40's.

>Not to be confused with the Mandela Nut.
"Hey man, I could hear you through the wall, that sounded liked a pretty good nut. Can you tell me the video?"
"Oh sure, It's uh... It's uh..."
"Sounds like short-term nut to me."

Shart Term Memory 

The ability to remember a fart capable of producing more than just gas. AKA Never trust a fart.
Dude where did you go? Man... I went drinking last night and lost my shart term memory and had to change my underwear.
Shart Term Memory by g-bone September 7, 2017

for the long term 

Expression referring to something that is going to take a long period of time.
You can also say: "in the long term" or "for/in the short/medium/long term".
* Learning English is an investment for the long term.

* You have to pay your bills in the short term.
for the long term by Mr:- January 12, 2011

Kid-term Memory Loss 

When an adult forgets completely what they were like as a child, so they think no young teen ever swears, that they all want sex so shouldn't date, and care about some stupid jokes, because they forget that as a kid they did swear, they didn't have sex till much later in their life, and they hated those jokes.
Bob-I'm grounded for a week because I sweared in front of my mom.
Jimmy-Doesn't she realize that she swore just as much as us when she was 13?
Bob-I guess not, she probably has kid-term memory loss or something.

LTP (Long Term Pussy) 

*Noun~Description associated with the relationship or commitment a male has placed himself in with a female. Can also describe a relationship of members of the same sex. Often associated with the disappearance or seldomly appearance of a "bro". Can be abbreviated or said in full depending upon the severity of the situation.
Mike hasn't hung out with his boy Josh in a long time. Mike must have gotten himself some LTP (Long Term Pussy).
LTP (Long Term Pussy) by cobra20110 November 15, 2010

long term tapping that 

an expression meaning having sex with the same person for the long term...i.e. in a marriage or serious relationship.
I'm not really looking for the casual hookup anymore, I'd really like to find someone to long term tap it with.

I'd sure like to be "long term tapping that" with him/her.