jerk tent

A tent you set up in your office that you use to jerk off in. It gives the user some needed extra privacy while jerking it at work.

Alternate Definition: A temporary shelter designed to allow one to jack it in the work place while not incuring a sexual harassemnt suit by showing their co-workers their business

I just bought a new jerk tent online. I can't wait until it gets here so I can jerk it.

by biglerm April 22, 2011

Bacon tent

Another term used for vagina that has loose flaps and a wide opening.

"She's fucked so many guys that her cunt would look like a bacon tent".

by Big Kahuna Burgers June 28, 2016

French tent

The act of laying a slice of cheese over one's erect penis and engaging in oral sex.

Francois got a wicked French tent last night.

by sexywiddlebaby September 8, 2016

soggy tent

A soggy tent is defined as being an event post-golden shower, when your sheets are soaked in an unhealthy amount of urine.

"Joe sat gleefully in the middle of his soggy tent, pretending to be in a North American boreal forest."

by TheBanterBoyz April 30, 2014

Leaky Tent

when a guy has a boner pushing up the pants and leaking precum through it.

“I was hooking up with this guy and saw he had a leaky tent”

by cum2345678 September 14, 2023

estrogen tent

an estrogen tent is a party in which the females out number the males 10:1. estrogen tents usually include really geeky girls or drama girls who have parties and invite a few boys to seem "daring" or "sexy". these parties are very boring.

person a-"damn me and person b are the only dudes at this party"

person b- "yeah person a theres at least 20 girls here and two dudes"

person a-"this is a damn estrogen tent!"

person b- "lets beat feet!"

by dadrummer July 4, 2009

Crap Tent

A metaphor for a horrible space.

They are going to turn it into a shi shi crap tent.

by chlojen January 18, 2009