tased

A word used to describe people who are stunned or utterly lost in a situation or conversation

Fuck is Mary a tased bitch, she has no idea what's going on!

by Eh-eh-Ron April 12, 2014

Tased

When you’re pressed/mad

I’m so tased that I didn’t get to fuck her last night

by Bmkmc February 6, 2019

Tijuana Takedown

The act of sitting on an open bottle of tequila and doing a hand stand. Gravity will empty the bottle into your anus, causing an alcohol-induced blindness that will send you into a furious fiesta. Ole!

Tom: Hey PJ, two words: Tijuana Takedown.
PJ: what?
Tom: let's get ass-drunk
PJ: cool, I'm down do be a drunk ass tonight
Tom: nah man, it's where you get drunk via your ass. Like a tequila handstand.
PJ: sounds dangerous.
Tom: fuck ya it is. Let's sit on some bottles!
PJ: no fiesta.

by Teamosabe December 20, 2010

Shit tanked

Six or more hours of the combination of a lot of beer followed by straight shots of whatever liquor is available. Usually followed by dancing in the middle of a dance circle and singing sexual explict karaoke songs. Ended with taking any girl that is willing to poundtown.

I got shit tanked last night.

Hey Big B lets get shit tanked tonight.

by LVPC December 18, 2008

taked

"Taked" is the simple past form created by a student called Florian from Germany.

He taked his bike to ride to school.
He taked his mothers money to buy food.

by txkyc May 29, 2019

Tasted

being intoxicated and under the influence

at the party I got tasted.

I need a taste aka I need a drink

by Potsuckah December 31, 2017

Double Tubby Takedown

The act of having sex with two fat girls at the in one night or at the same time.

He slept with one fat girl then did some covert ops shit and snuck into her fat cousins room and slept with her too. Thats a double tubby takedown bro!

by Clucker51 October 2, 2011