An underdeveloped person of low mental capacity, and value compared to others of the same kind. Much as a tadpole is just an underdeveloped, and lower level of a frog.
by DDMacintOSH July 4, 2020
Get the Tadpolemug. A subcategory of the ever elusive “catfish.” Not yet, however, a catfish in his/her own right—this being because they are who they are, under the guise of facetune and Snapseed. Recognisable, but not exactly what was advertised, and definitely not what you paid for.
Patrick: Went on a date with ya girl last night
Joey: nice, was she cool?
Patrick: She was cool... I’d say she was about 35% less hot in person.
Joey: Damn dude, you got tadpoled.
Joey: nice, was she cool?
Patrick: She was cool... I’d say she was about 35% less hot in person.
Joey: Damn dude, you got tadpoled.
by Joeychampagnee July 23, 2019
Get the Tadpoledmug. The latest breed of trending dog appearing sporadically in various neighborhoods of Brooklyn, NY. Though still highly unobtainable, the 'Taow' (as sometimes referred to) is quite lovely with a wiry mane and demure, but friendly demeanor.
Brad: I'm thinking of getting a Tadpole Chow™ to help me get over my ex and maybe also meet a few ladies by the Bandshell this summer.
Amy: You really should, it's time you do something to develop your self and be a little selfish for once.
Amy: You really should, it's time you do something to develop your self and be a little selfish for once.
by justacquiesce June 11, 2011
Get the Tadpole Chowmug. Why don't you go home and corral the tadpoles cowboy, because you're not going to buy me that drink.
by Petrabid August 15, 2016
Get the corral the tadpolesmug. A young man (usually in his 20s) who has the maturity of a much younger person and generally acts like a bratty child. They typically make themselves known in a loud and annoying manner, often while playing video games and using the voice chat.
Player 1 (22 year old man): "Squeeeeeee you guys are LAME. Such LOSERS. GG EZ git gud."
Player 2 (30 year old man): "Sounds like we have a real tadpole on our team gents."
Player 2 (30 year old man): "Sounds like we have a real tadpole on our team gents."
by Airship March 23, 2020
Get the Tadpolemug. by gtd65dcfyoui March 2, 2023
Get the dinosaur tadpolemug. Oh Shit My Tadpoles
Husband~Honey my tadpoles are on you, ah and the ceiling
Wife~how did you get it on the ceiling.
Husband~I don’t know they seem to be good swimmers today
Husband~Honey my tadpoles are on you, ah and the ceiling
Wife~how did you get it on the ceiling.
Husband~I don’t know they seem to be good swimmers today
by rossydear2 May 29, 2022
Get the TADPOLESmug.