Why don't you go home and corral the tadpoles cowboy, because you're not going to buy me that drink.
by Petrabid August 15, 2016
Get the corral the tadpoles mug.A young man (usually in his 20s) who has the maturity of a much younger person and generally acts like a bratty child. They typically make themselves known in a loud and annoying manner, often while playing video games and using the voice chat.
Player 1 (22 year old man): "Squeeeeeee you guys are LAME. Such LOSERS. GG EZ git gud."
Player 2 (30 year old man): "Sounds like we have a real tadpole on our team gents."
Player 2 (30 year old man): "Sounds like we have a real tadpole on our team gents."
by Airship March 23, 2020
Get the Tadpole mug.An underdeveloped person of low mental capacity, and value compared to others of the same kind. Much as a tadpole is just an underdeveloped, and lower level of a frog.
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