corral the tadpoles

The act of a man masturbating; fencing in the scum guppies.

Why don't you go home and corral the tadpoles cowboy, because you're not going to buy me that drink.

by Petrabid August 15, 2016

Tadpole

A young man (usually in his 20s) who has the maturity of a much younger person and generally acts like a bratty child. They typically make themselves known in a loud and annoying manner, often while playing video games and using the voice chat.

Player 1 (22 year old man): "Squeeeeeee you guys are LAME. Such LOSERS. GG EZ git gud."
Player 2 (30 year old man): "Sounds like we have a real tadpole on our team gents."

by Airship March 23, 2020

Tadpole

An underdeveloped person of low mental capacity, and value compared to others of the same kind. Much as a tadpole is just an underdeveloped, and lower level of a frog.

Person 1: omg Elliot is such a tadpole
Person 2: yeah, he's not the smartest

by DDMacintOSH July 4, 2020

white tadpole

ejaculating into a shot glass of vodka then making your woman do a shot

i made my woman do a white tadpole last night

by christophorus August 5, 2011

dinosaur tadpole

big floppy fishy that can kill you in 1 second if it sees you

he is a dinosaur tadpole

by gtd65dcfyoui March 2, 2023

tadpole's catchphrase

Every tadpole we have seen says the word beans a lot, we dont know why but its beans

Guy 1: man, why does this tadpole say beans?
Guy 2: its tadpole's catchphrase.
Guy 1: what?

by BloxxerBoi February 28, 2021

Lube the tadpole

To generously rub Vaseline on hand and put socks on them so you can grasp the wad all night long while you sleep.

Johnny said “ Hey you guys. Will you hold it down while I try to lube the tadpole over here?”

by Name here please March 19, 2021