bitch switch

the thing you say to your partner that makes them go off when everything was fine right before you said your idiot remark.

"we were talking about what happened in our day and then i said, 'yeah, i noticed you didn't do the dishes.' i totally flipped the bitch switch and he went off on me for hours."

by ubergirl October 26, 2005

I'll be switched

A colloquialism indigenous to Appalachia which expresses amazement, wonder, or befuddlement

Well, I'll be switched! That little box yous got can make a pitchure of lil ol' me?

by T-Dog Jenkins August 3, 2005

Nintendo Switch OLED

The Nintendo Switch OLED is basically a new version of the classic Nintendo Switch which a larger, 7.5 inch OLED screen that is better than the LCD screen on the older Switch. The new dock has an ethernet port and the switch has a wider kickstand. The new Switch will be coming out on October 8th which is in a couple of months.

The launch price will cost $349.99

Pros- Better screen and kickstand
Cons- No actual performance upgrades, won't support 4k.
To be determined- IS THE DAMN JOY-CON DRIFT FIXED YET???

Guy 1: "I'm hyped for the new "Nintendo Switch OLED"! It's having that nice OLED screen and shit!"
Guy 2: "It looks nice but there are no other performance upgrades dude. It's probably better to wait for a new Nintendo console with better performance upgrades, dude."

by This guy b like: July 7, 2021

switchover load

a common asphalt plant excuse related to an inferior sample of asphalt.

Ah, don't worry playboy, that sample is bad because it was a switchover load.

by The Cage of asphalt March 11, 2009

switchbullies

some people might say "disgusting scum with no lives that wish death and suicide on people" but they only wish death on ppl who are oppressors

"The switchbullies are MEAN and RUDE people they told me I was OLD once." -obey_me at some point probably

by rollingderp December 9, 2020

The Keyboard Switch

Plugging your keyboard into someone’s computer next to or in front of you in computer apps. When they go to type, you type something to them to freak them out.

Did you see Allie's face when I pulled the old keyboard switch? What a retard.

by Mister D November 16, 2004

cut yourself a switch

The phrase used when an adult asks for the person being disciplined to cut a switch from a tree to be beaten with.

"So, You set the Cat on fire. You better go in the backyard and cut yourself a switch boy!"

by Captain L January 13, 2008