Swagtastrophe

swag-tas-tro-phe
noun
Something or someone with an abundance of no swag.

Cheryl is a swagtastrophe compared to Millie.

by Beanbean27 May 21, 2011

slaptop

Slang for a laptop computer with hella good slaps on it. This is the laptop that you use when throwing a party at the crib. Slaps+laptop=slaptop

Lets put on some music!
Sure, let me hook up my slaptop

by valleydro October 27, 2011

Snaptaculate

to make a direct threat against a friend, that you will defenestrate their dog if it doesn't stop barking at you

person 1: ur dog might just find his way out the 2nd story window if he keeps up with the barking
person 2: Are u snaptaculating me?
person 1: yeah i did snaptaculate you! so r u gonna tell ur dog to shut its mouth or am i gonna have to throw it from a window?

by Kurandmatt October 18, 2008

Slaptastic

Slaptastic: - after you have recieved/given a slap

That was slaptastic!" or "I just got slaptasticated T_T

by Cyther8897 March 12, 2011

swagtastical syndrome

Its when you get to the point where you have so much swag it turns into a serious problem and you're diagnosed with what is now called 'swagtastical syndrome'

"Yesterday I was told by a doctor that I had been diagnosed with Swagtastical Syndrome."

by Donte Johnson March 21, 2012

snaptrap

When you seem to hit it off with a girl then kinda lose each other once you add her on snap. This can also be when you give a girl your snap instead of your real number because you're uncertain and it's way easier to ghost her there.

"I heard you were talking to Ashley!?"

"Not really, we fell victim to the snaptrap."

by darkwhitein1955 May 2, 2018

slaptastic

A great pornagraphic experience.

That Jenna Jammison video was certainly slaptastic.

by amra July 12, 2006