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This is an emergent phenomenon which occurs when both parties are drunken to the point of impairment. Inhibitions are all dissolved. All rational mental functioning is absent.
This is an emergent phenomenon which occurs when both parties are drunken to the point of impairment. Inhibitions are all dissolved. All rational mental functioning is absent.
Damn he's drunk as hell. How'd that drunk motherfucker get that hot chick. All his friends are like, How'd he do it? He's holding onto beams in the bar to stand up and the ladies are feelin' it. John's got that swagger mack.
Melissa attacked me on the porch, busted my knee up. I didn't how I got hurt until they told me.
Melissa attacked me on the porch, busted my knee up. I didn't how I got hurt until they told me.
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swag·ger·dose/ˈswagərdohs/ Verb: When someone has swagger juice dripping from them, and are/is looking better than anyone in the room.
Bride - You did not just come to my wedding all swaggerdosed did you?
Skank - This is what I wear to church.
Bride - You don't wear panties when you go to church?!
Skank - This is what I wear to church.
Bride - You don't wear panties when you go to church?!
by LeoDeSafo April 29, 2012
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Get the swagger night mug.(noun) This phrase is a combination of the words swagger and dance. Swagger refers to one's comfortability aka confidence, pride, etc., with oneself, meanwhile dance is just a form of self expression through movement. Therefore the person that does the swagger dance exhibits swagger and the ability to simultaneously dance thus meaning that this person is dancing in a cool manner. The person doing the swagger dance is usually in other environments a reserved individual.
"Look at my gym coach over there dancing!"
"Oh my god, I can't believe it! He's doing the swagger dance!"
"Oh my god, I can't believe it! He's doing the swagger dance!"
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Man 1: Dude, you're so fly its like you're a flying animal with swag.
Man 2: Yeah, i guess Im a swaggerdactyl.
Man 2: Yeah, i guess Im a swaggerdactyl.
by Doctor O August 8, 2010
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