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holy prostate cancer Superman!

used in response to a amazing event based off the saying "holy shit batman" to indicate ones excitement for a particular action the other person has either shown them or surprised them with unexpectantly.
Barry: have a look at this amazing ingenuity of man kind its pristine beauty is amplified by the brilliant textures that just perplex any and all who see this.
Lucy: holy prostate cancer Superman!
Barry: yes.
by weedhead11111111111111111 March 14, 2018
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Sperm Jail

Refers to the period of time immediately following sex in which a woman may lay on her back with her legs up in the air to keep the sperm inside of her vagina in an attempt to facilitate reproduction.
I'd make you breakfast right now but I'm in sperm jail for the next twenty minutes.

Hey, can you get me a magazine so that I can read something while I am stuck in sperm jail!
by Daytime Neologist December 16, 2010
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happy sperm

Sperm that is being ejaculated esp. into the vaginal,oral, or anal orifice of a hottie.
"My god, luke, did you see the ass on that bitch with the skinny fuckstick."

"He may be a fuckstick, but he has some happy sperm."
by dicksy chick November 17, 2007
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Rogue Sperm

The sperm that decides to come out 10 minutes after the rest.
"That sex was great! What the hell?...Oh no! ROGUE SPERM!!!"
by SirJakeOfWay December 20, 2009
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Sperm Wars

An intense competition that spans over roughly nine months. A group of men ejaculate into a cup and afterwards the mens' semen is mixed. A female volunteer is then inseminated by the mixed semen and nine months later when the volunteer gives birth, the baby's physical appearance as well as DNA(to be certain) is compared with each of the players. The player who is the baby's father is the winner.

Note: For optimal results, players of different races are recommended.
Lets settle this over sperm wars.
by SpermWarrior January 16, 2011
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sperm pooch

An enlarged area of the belly that some women have above their pubic mound, often referred to as F.U.P.A. fat upper pussy area, that appears to be a storage area for sperm. When a pregnant women's belly first starts to show she is said to have a sperm pooch. A woman that often has the sperm of more than one man inside of her at a time.
I fucked her so much she developed a sperm pooch. Her jeans don’t fit now because of her new sperm pooch. I like adding to a woman’s sperm pooch. I saw your woman out the other night, adding to her sperm pooch.
by Dancerooster August 25, 2020
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superman dat hoe

when you ejaculate on a girls back then put a blanket on her so when she stands up the blanket sticks therefore making her look like she has a cape.
by blink21 January 2, 2009
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