Schmo

A lighter version of the word "schmuck."

That guy doesn't have a clue on how to earn a living. what a "schmo"..

by screamdemon February 1, 2010

schmommy

a mom that might be a man.....

I'm totally confused is that a schmommy?

by pig face joe July 17, 2007

Schmog

The trifecta of solid, liquid, and gaseous matter that is violently ejected from the body after consuming large amounts of alcohol and/or food high in fat, grease, cholesterol, and bliss.

After an indulging lunch of 5 Guys burgers and fries, Erik found himself running to the bathroom to release his schmog.

see also schmogging

by Lord Smitty March 17, 2011

schmob

The act of mobbing except 10 times sicker. Driving around, bumping some loud ass music (anything from gangsta rap to billy joel), being a crazy asshole and picking up some hoes.

We went schmobbing last night and had a sick ass fukin time

by ryan November 20, 2003

schmoe

A male patron and groupie of female bodybuilders. Often paying for sexual domination or wrestling with overtly muscular women.

I'm Jenna's schmoe.

by CrowfeatheR February 6, 2009

schmobbin

driving really fast in a car

damn did u see her,she was schmobbin in her brand new car

by carmen March 30, 2005

schmob

noun: Sacramento-area slang for Kratom

verb: Sacramento-area slang for taking Kratom by scooping directly into one's mouth with either a folded business card or plastic spoon, usually washed down with various sports drinks.

"wyd"
"boutta schmob"
"mind if i join?"

"fuck im out of schmob. gotta head to the kratom station tomorrow. mind if i schmob a scoop?"

by dilldilldill August 15, 2020