skrumpling

If the a person conceives a child with his grandmother that child will be referred to as a skrumpling.

Open is a skrumpling, his father did the nasty with his grandmother and that's how Open was born.

by Tomten August 5, 2011

Nimble Scrumpings

An adjective used selectively to descirbe what is leftover in a mans testicles after ejaculation.

Guy; How did your first date go man?

Fella; So well mate! I got nimble scrumpings this morning!

by Sir Cudugan September 7, 2013

Strumming

Soaking in a bucket of spicy marinade, preferably with family members.

"Look Donny, I'm strumming!"

by LAWRY'S HERB & GARLIC MARINADE June 6, 2018

stumping

The insertion of one's partially amputated limb into the sphincter of another person. It is only considered a homosexual activity when both participants are male, otherwise it is a form of pegging. synonym: Dirty Oscar.

Tom: "Ever since my girlfriend got her leg amputated, I've been totally into stumping. Is that gay?"
Scott: "Does your girlfriend have a penis?"
Tom: "Yes"
Scott: "Then yes, Tom, it is homosexual"

by lamesGee January 15, 2010

Strumpin'

(Adj) A word used to describe something or someone awesome, cool, great, etc.

Amber, Ryan, and Natalie are so strumpin'.

by jkzshfxgh June 28, 2007

strapling

incredibly good at sex

The strapling young lad pleasured her all night long

by dayned December 4, 2005

Shrumpling

When you go shracking in your pool and get stuck between the bars in your bed frame and drown.

he was a good man but shracking overcame him and now he is a victim to shrumpling.

by ajd7 August 15, 2019