The Forbidden Gawk Gawk Supreme Suction Specialty 5000

The king of all Gawk Gawk that was forbidden after its last use. Not only sucks the soul out of its "victim," but also sucks off the soul as well. Leaves one in a vacuum that disables spermatogenesis for the next month.

Dude, how have you made it this far in No Nut November?
Simple, my girlfriend gave me The Forbidden Gawk Gawk Supreme Suction Specialty 5000 on Halloween.

by HeraX September 16, 2020

Dude-struating

The condition a guy in usually emotionally erratic and crave weird foods.

Steve is watching sweet home Alabama and just wants spinach and peperoni on his pizza. He must be dude-struating.

by Victoria Caloca January 30, 2009

seduction bot

An engaging and attractive automaton, typically designed by a reclusive scientist, created with the purpose of seducing women via webcam chat rooms.

Seduction Bot: I think you're really pretty.
<Scientist enters frame with enthusiastically flowery hand movements before chat ends>
Scientist: WELL DONE, SEDUCTION BOT!
Girl: What? <Leaves chat>

by Derek May 8, 2008

suction therapy

Long, intense blow job.

Suction therapy completely relieves men of their stress.

by heaspecialist October 16, 2009

strunting

street-hunting

strunting = murder

Someone's been strunting my friend's family...now they're dead.

by Spanish Inquisitor December 23, 2008

Textual Seduction

To flirt with and/or seduce someone with text messages, whether they are in a relationship or not.

"She might be with him, but she's texting with me, me, meeeee.
We gon' text from the mall, we gon' text while we eat, eat, eaaat.
Cause we're having a Textual Seduction.
Textual Seduction, oh, woah."

by Dave Egner March 8, 2008

seduction

The fine way of flirting.

Flirt: damn you're hot, girl
=
Seduction: All the men in the world dont desirve you, my lady

by Zee Dogg July 5, 2007