Tiffy Makes Me Stiffy

when Tiffany makes your dick hard

Person 1 : TIFFY MAKES ME STIFFY HUH
Person 2: ikr she is so hot

by ItsPromo December 6, 2018

Stiffen

To stiffen someone means to give someone a right good beating so they are stiff in the morning. If you stiffen someone they won't know what's hit them. Said to have originated in Glasgow, Scotland.

Example 1:
Jock: Here mate did you see stiffen Bobby last night?
Div: Oh aye, he will be stoatin about this morning!
Example 2:
Jock: Shut it or all stiffen you!
Davy: Awright the come ahead ya fud!

by Jock McTavish March 22, 2013

Stiff Situation

to be told to stand up while you have an erection.

George was in a stiff situation, because he had a boner when the teacher told him to present his Power Point.

by rootbeerguy1212 December 14, 2014

Stiff as

A phrase to yell when things are going well.

When Jake was doing well at Tetris he yelled "Stiff as!"

by nachoworm February 19, 2010

Cloud Strife

A person who on the outside seems cool, confident and strong but on the inside is insecure, scared and doesn't know who he really is which inevitably leads to a severe breakdown and much needed self realization.

James: wow what happened to Randy??? I though he was such a strong dude!

Matt: Looks can be deceiving, he was a Cloud Strife this whole time, i really hope he figures things out!

by Captain Cowhand February 3, 2010

Strife

to fight or to argue with family/friends and so on

"i've strife with Bro just now,he kicked my ass"

by HOMESTUCK_SHIT February 6, 2015

table stiff

Nickname for Taylor Swift

Unseasoned BTS stan: Look how stiff Taylorr swift dances!
UnseasonedArmy: Yeah, that's why people called her table stiff.

by How convenient is that? January 17, 2021