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stromulator 

You guys ready to smoke a big fat stromulator?
stromulator by Mary Ploppins December 25, 2023

Straticulate 

Complicated; well-strategized
Commander Jimmy straticulated that attack pretty well if you ask me.
Straticulate by JadeCastellan March 28, 2024

Stratatactics 

Strata-tactics (noun):
The ultimate guide for exposing bad consultants who spin jargon-filled fairy tales. Cuts through the buzzword bingo to reveal if your expensive "expert" is truly strategic or just really good at playing PowerPoint charades.
What the heck just happened here.Lee? We had to fire the consultants when we found out we were getting were PowerPoints that made no sense... We used a new stratatactics lens,. And it quickly should all the holes in there yakety yak consulting-peak. We dodged the bullet. It was a strat-attack. Lmao.
Stratatactics by robtyrie May 1, 2024

Strangulation of the cockatoo 

The art of skinning one back whilst sitting on the lala
Where is Kodes
Doing the strangulation of the cockatoo more than likely in the toilet again

Emotional Strangulation

(noun)

The intense feeling of being overwhelmed, suffocated, or mentally “choked out” by someone else’s emotions, actions, or demands — to the point where you can’t think straight or breathe emotionally. It’s when another person’s pressure, manipulation, or emotional dumping wraps around your mind like a vice and leaves you frozen, drained, or powerless.

Used when:

Someone pushes their feelings, guilt, expectations, or drama onto you so hard that you feel mentally constricted — like your emotional airway just got cut off.
Examples:

“Bro, every time she starts guilt-tripping me, I get serious emotional strangulation.”

“It’s not the argument — it’s how he twists everything until I can’t even breathe emotionally, its like he is emotionally strangling me!”

Parents who dump their stress onto their kids don’t realise the emotional strangulation they cause.”
Emotional Strangulation by jrx007 December 4, 2025