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Strangling the Baboon

To aggressively masturbate.
Person 1: Where did they go?
Person 2: Oh, he's Strangling the Baboon
by SweatyNutts5020 November 15, 2023
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Strangle dump

When you strain so hard during a bowel movement that you pass out.
I blacked out hard last night from a strangle dump. I hit my head on the sink and woke up 2 hours later.
by Bakerdoodle July 5, 2018
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Strangle a swan

Yo masturbate, jerk off, or choke the chicken. But in a way where it is less dirty and more about that special alone time....
Last night I saw this great video on pornhub and then proceeded to Strangle a swan
by EffectiveElm413 May 22, 2018
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I Want to strangle you

Me: I Want To Strangle you.
You: Ok
by Ron ark May 3, 2022
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Strangle

Wow are trying really hard to justify that for some reason... I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm all for being allowed to murder anyone who could potentially be a threat. Like, stalkers. Perfectly fine with them being strangled to death.
Hym "No. You don't need to strangle someone to subdue them. Especially with 3 people on him. It only takes a few seconds to choke someone unconscious. Continuing to choke him AFTER he was SUBDUED AND UNCONSCIOUS is the reason he died. Why didn't he stop choking him? How is that not a clear case of negligent homicide? He should have known to stop doing what he was doing and if he didn't he shouldn't be intervening in the first place. Maybe he didn't care whether or not the guy died. But it's clear that you're all incapable being intellectually honest about it."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2023
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Von strangle

A buff guy with no smarts also is abusive
Jorgen can lift heavy weights but cant pick his grades up. That guy's such a Von strangle.
by Mr. Eap November 30, 2017
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Strangle the Salamander

When you strangle a salamander it explodes and releases its innards. These innards have the ability to create new life and they taste a bit salty if you know what I mean.
Damn, I have blue balls let me Strangle the Salamander to release me of my stress.
by A Cheeky Boy June 2, 2019
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