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strategic drunk

A person who knows how to get drunk as inexpensively and efficiently as possible, with the least possible adverse side effects to their health. Such behavior may include, but not limited to: pre-drinking before clubbing, therefore having to buy less alcohol. buying drinks which have more alcohol for less money. Scoping out the bar in a club and moving in when there is little or no line. And drinking to the point of enjoyable intoxication without making oneself sick.
Sarah is a strategic drunk, she loaded up with 6 shots of martinis before even getting her pants on.
by Jimbobillybob December 9, 2008
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strack

adjective: means you have your shit together and you are by the book and you are ready to do your job. can be used for a person, place or thing
he runs a very strack business. his garage is strack, his car is strack, his room is strack, and he is strack. as in neat, clean, orderly and ready to produce
by poppakilo May 29, 2011
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steven strait

Actor who plays in "The Covenant". Absolutely drop-dead gorgeous. Plays one of the 5 sons of Ipswich. Sex master
by tawnie :D June 17, 2008
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exit strategy

a pre-arranged plan whereby one leaves an awkward or uncomfortable situation with as much subtlety as possible.

opposite of walk of shame when applied to a sexual scenario.
"Let's plan an exit strategy for that party incase it gets boring."

"I'm glad I had an exit strategy put in place the next morning, she looked much better with the beer goggles on the night before!"
by Lucky May 12, 2006
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dick-stracted

(adj) to become distracted by an attractive man, especially one that commonly gives you sexual favours
I tried to stay angry at him, but he had me totally dick-stracted.
by Marc K July 29, 2005
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Strategic Shit

When an individual decides to take a shit early in the day because taking a shit later will prove to be very difficult. The person doesn't necessarily have to shit, but only does so because it is beneficial.
Sam: Where's Chris?

Steve: Well, Chris is having dinner with his girlfriend's parents after the football game. After that he's working the night shift bartending, so he's taking a strategic shit right now.
by TheFuriousLeftNut September 20, 2009
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STRACK INTERMEDIATE

Strack intermediate is a school located in Spring , Texas . grades 6-8 , Filled with many vsco girls roaming the hallway , saying "sksksk" "save the turtles" and wacking their hydroflask in your face. Strack has many fake people giving you hugs in the hallway, and waving at you. You will most likely face drama at Strack . You will likely smell weed , fish, piss , and see people eat edibles at Strack . Watch out for 6th and 7th graders at Strack they are known for having smart mouths and being annoying.
Olivia :Kaitlyn,why are you so excited?

Kaitlyn: It's 8th grade year , I can't wait to leave Strack Intermediate!
by whadaupp September 19, 2019
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