Stool Pigeon

A nice way of saying, or calling someone a Shit Bird. Usually used in regards to those that are dirty in any manner imaginable.

Man, that dude is a slob, what a stool pigeon!

by Detmurds April 3, 2009

Stool Assistant

One who assist's in helping you at sit down at a table.

Bill, you better stay the fuck away from that gay bar. There is a guy in there that wanted to push my stool in.

by JLOH December 15, 2004

stool mouth

When a person has too much to say but all ends up sounding like SHIT !

Shut that stool mouth, you aint got nothin' to say but SHIT all the time!!

by Ryan Neil September 7, 2006

stool tan

to rub ones feaces on yourself because you cannot afford fake tan

my stool tan didnt work last night, to much corn.

that bird over there has a peanut in her hair, she must have been stool tanning

i tried stool tanning from my dog, i looked like i had varacous vains cos it had been eating grass

by mr b allbags October 9, 2008

stool pigeon

a turd that flies out of your butt

safari guide: at 4 o' clock we can see a wild stool pigeon, a fine specimen indeed! and there is the father who appears to be shitting out one after the other.

by tardexecutioner May 9, 2011

stool whip

When you inject soft poo into your penis hole until your bladder is full, then push it out into your partner's mouth like whipped cream.

Just stool whipped my gf, shit was so cash

by JustClause September 25, 2016

stool pigeon

Someone that is easily deceived.

Brent: Thomas really did that because they told him to and that it would be okay.

Mark: Man, what a stool pigeon.
Brent: Indeed. Wish he would have consulted with me prior. I would have told him that did not sound right.

Mark: Right...

by AB01_T May 28, 2018