Steeple

A full mass erection.

I got a steeple after I saw that extremely hot girl.

by jokerface249 June 24, 2009

Steeple

1) Poking / jabbing somebody up the bum with an object with similar shape to a penis.

2) A small village in Essex

3) The top of a church tower - also known as spire.

1) He steepled me last night.

2) My friend is from Steeple but no-one ever goes there.

3) I can see the churches steeple!

by Dot-to-Dot February 20, 2011

stepped in a squished muffin

Having anal sex; to have anal sex

I stepped in a squished muffin this morning.

I spent all night stepping in a squished muffin.

Don't step in a squished muffin!

by LeFranc October 31, 2012

Stepped on a spirit duck

A spirit duck is crushed when a person passes gas (farts, toots, etc). It quacks but the duck itself cannot be seen because it's a spirit duck. An important distinction from "stepped on a duck"

(Person makes a loud fart). "Oops, I just stepped on a spirit duck."

by brandsilence September 20, 2011

swell steppers

a phrase used to define shoes that are casual, yet coolly acceptable.

Nerd: Woah Man Swell Steppers
Jock: Woah Man Swell Steppers

by Guian Erin May 2, 2007

Nomadic Stepper

People who step in place during a walking challenge and say they are actually walking. It is definitely BS and cheating.

Oh look I took 400,000 steps (like a kick ass Nomadic Stepper) in place to come in fourth place for a walking challenge. I feel so good that I cheated the system!

by Mr.Radical June 2, 2017

Seatbelt Steeple

When you get an erection in the car, and, the damn seatbelt is in the way...

Carlos: “Hey, where are we gonna park the car?”
Me: Ughh...Um..idk..I, I have another one of those GODDAMN SEATBELT STEEPLES!

by SuperiorSteve64 November 8, 2019