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Flat Stench

The stench that occurs when visiting the unwashed abode of someone who lives in there own filth. The smell will most likely stick to your clothes and a shower is definitely in required to eliminate the smell. (Deemed flat stench as it is most common in small stuffy flats with terrible airflow)
Saul: It stinks in here.
Callum: Its the Flat Stench.
Saul: I can never get this out Yeah, I've already washed my converse shirt like 7 times it's putrid intoxicating wank is almost impossible to evade
by UrbanNigtionary June 17, 2016
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the stench of a thousand whores

An odor so foul and offensive, that will bring a grown man to his knees and make his eyes tear up like raw onions. The stench permeates any clothing that it may come in contact with, and causes the wearer to burn all garments that are contaminated. A scalding shower is a must after such an encounter.
Hey man, what’s that awful smell???? Oh I haven’t had a shower in a month of Sunday’s. Well your ass bears the stench of a thousand whores!!!!
by 2 much time on my hands January 4, 2018
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Can't stenchon the mélenchon

"Can't stenchon the mélenchon" is an expression used by the candidate to the 2017 french presidential election, Jean-Luc Mélenchon.

It could has been created on the Jeuxvidéo.com's forum by users to show their preference for Mélenchon rather than Marine Lepen (far right). It has been inspired by the sentence "can't stump the trump" even if Mélenchon doesn't share the Trump's point of view.
This catchphrase quickly spread on the internet. Now, it became a slogan for the Mélenchon's party : La France insoumise.
Hey, Can't stenchon the mélenchon
by Tipounk March 4, 2017
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stench trench

1) the anus/the dirt-box

"New" meaning possibly introduced by Bizarre magazine, who used it this way whilst stating that their magazine was anal-sex-obssessed

2) the vagina
1) "anal - dedicated to the stench trench"
2) "don't ever eat out a whore's stench trench!"
by su france 2 July 17, 2011
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Stench Weasel

A person who has facial features like a rat or a weasel and smells horrendously.
Me: Hey Stu, did you see that stench weasel?
Stu: Yeah, Craig is a stinky ugly bastard!
by jaywant July 27, 2008
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bog of eternal stench

minge, pie, snatch, puss, fur purse, bat cave, velvet goldmine, tunnel of love, flaps, love dungeon, hole, pokey space, tampon socket, man hole, mingus, soggy moggy, beaver, mott, front bum, fur bucket, cock holster.
He snatched my pie, raked in my fur purse for loose change, rattled my flaps, left a snail trail through my love dungeon and disappeared into the bog of eternal stench.
by Ian April 21, 2004
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Stench of Briggsy

This foul pungent air disturbance has been known to peel the plates from an armadillo's back in hot weather. The poncey arty shite does not believe in soap or any other personal hygiene product and also wears black clothing which as you can imagine, increases the risk of larvae nesting within the arsehole's skin. The disturbance can be compared to rotting flesh, sewage and a hint of pig's genitalia froth.
Is that dog turd? has someone died? no, its the stench of Briggsy
by Vag Face September 19, 2008
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