Burke Stanton

Burke Stanton is insanely fast and kind. He also plays the Oboe.

Joe: Did you know that Burke Stanton once outran a cheetah?
Dean: Yep

by YouKnowWhoTheFuckThisIs*** January 1, 2022

Barney Stinson

The inventor of bro code and The Playbook.
The epitome of awesomeness.

Grab life by the crack and lick the crap out of it - Barney Stinson

by anonymous February 16, 2022

Hornsby Swanson

The ideal pimp or a player; a rizz god.

I’m feelin’ like Hornsby Swanson right now the way I’m mackin these bitches.

by hornsmitt May 18, 2022

Mr. Swanson

Slang term referring to a slimy, disgusting, old teacher that subtlety hits on students. Generally middle schoolers.

"Mr. Jones reminds of a Mr. Swanson."

by Jimbur July 13, 2021

Greg Swanson

an ijew faggot, that loves anal

greg swanson

by gregswan January 13, 2009

Stensoned

(verb) To wrap ones head in masking tape and then set it on fire.

John stensoned last night and burned all his hair off!

by Prof. batman October 30, 2008

Stanpon

A name that is so demeaning that it is used for people named Stan who are such big tools that have sunk so low to be similar to tampons.

"What a Stanpon! Haha!" exclaimed Tate.

by JD MUNN WROTE THIS May 6, 2009