stabbing the hand

Masturbation when done by a male. The man's penis is thrust into a hole created by the hand quickly and repeatedly until he ejaculates.

1. I need to find a love box for my pork sword, I've been stabbing my hand too much lately.

2. You would've thought I wanted to commit murder last night, I was stabbing the hand all night long.

by The eradicator July 15, 2007

School Stabbing

When a little Asian man runs around with a dull 2 inch letter opener stabbing people in the feet as he screams BANZAI.

Teacher: Holy Shit man is this a school stabbing
Kid: Oh my god I think I see him
Little Asian Man: BANZAIIII

by JackHadden March 12, 2020

stabbing face

Being excessivly hard on yourself for mistakes made and/or opportunities missed.

Openly admitting being wrong at the expsense of dignity or self image.

After letting her walk out of his life for the last time, Max was stabbing face for months.

by CAiNiAC February 26, 2009

stabbing the cat

Wanking. From the motion of stabbing an invisible cat on ones lap.

That guy never comes out anymore, hes always stabbing the cat!

by Bewesy November 12, 2003

dragon stab

The act of diving of a ledge and penetrating your partner's anus. Very often, this technique is done while parachuting for added intensity.

Jake: Dude, I was so horny last night that I dragon stabbed my girl friend...

Jim: Nice dude, was she like totally stoked?

Jake: Nahh brah, I missed and ended up snapping by shaft...

Jim: Dude...

by TheDarkMaster February 22, 2011

Stab in the dark

When its dark and you find an orifice and just go for it

Tash: Last night Justin just went for the stab in the dark

Caroline: Did we succeed

Tash: No he missed, and i still cant walk properly

by browntown6 June 27, 2010

Stab-the-Teacher

An exclamation made during a particularly suspenseful moment in film. Is typically used to ease the tension for the audience.

Derived from the opening of the 1994 film, "Mother's Boys". In the scene, the main character holds a scalpel in an ominous way during a relatively inane scene.

"There's no way she's gonna get out of this! Oh my god! He's gonna stab-the-teacher!"

by suspensefan May 25, 2009