Stab in the neck

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Hym "You keep bringing up the hammer like ya boi didn't say he wanted to stab in the neck a guy. Does he need therapy or is he a psychological/philosophical genius? You tell me."

Iam *Snickers* "Hehehehehe..."

Hym "Oh? You liked that one?"

Iam "Nah, it's just that you guys are out of control. This really needs to stop. Lol."

Hym "So, yeah, that's allowed. I'm a genius. I'm glad you grew the beard back. Without it you look like the Gungan leader from the Star Wars prequels. Do the thing... Do the 'Hububububu' thing the space monster does."

by Hym Iam May 19, 2022

stab the bird

Used to describe having sex with a hot chick who is passing by.

Look at that Jonny, I'd stab the bird.

by Rob July 30, 2005

stab-and-forgive

A stabbing action at a person who offended you or made a poor excuse for their absence. After stabbing them you can forgive them.

On the night of John's stag do his mate called up and said "sorry i can't make it". Stab@him, but forgive him. Stab-and-forgive.

On the night of a Huge engagement party so and so did not turn up, because of spam email apparently. Stab-and-forgive.

See also: stab@thee.

by stabmeister August 14, 2006

stab@thee

Slang expression. Pronounced 'stab at thee'. No physical stab action takes plave, but a verbal expression of disgust with a person's behaviour or accent.

Used as a term of disgust. Particularly useful for annoying Scottish accents, especially those with a deep and slurred wordsallmerginintoone quality.

Person with annoying accent continuously talks out loud in the office, you say to yourself "stab at thee"; repeat if he does it again, or if it gets really bad then use “oh I stab@thee!!” or "stab-stab", and if it gradually gets worse then use "double-stab", "madstab", and even "twatstab"

by stabmeister July 21, 2006

Stab in the Minge

A term used to describe the use of effects whilst processing low-frequency sounds, to add a deeper, heavier, more aggressive style of noise
nb can be used in past and present tenses (stabbed in the minge, stabbing in the minge)

'That bassline is gonna get a stab in the minge kid!'
'What are you doing?' 'I'm stabbing that kick(drum) in the minge!'

by Cipher & Syntax June 11, 2006

Stab@tack

Stab attack. Much like a stabathon, but in this case the stabs are aimed at a deserving stabee (stab subject).

Loudofficetwat keeps slurring his words in a deep grumbling unclear voice. He is tendering for a stab@tack

by stabmeister September 1, 2006

Stab Cabin

Makeshift bum residence.
It can be of any type

Bum: "Ey gurl, wanna see my stab cabin"
Gurl: "Ew, gross you Bum!"

by Dumptruckpower January 5, 2012