stats

used to describe a situation, or appearance

Dude did you see his guitar solo? GNAR STATS!

Check out that rednecks hair. Mullet stats, fer sure bro.

by rachhh November 21, 2007

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Staatsburg Sandwich

A sexual act in which two pieces of dead skin are removed from the soles of a women's feet. Then several men or a single man cums in between said pieces.

Do you want a Staatsburg Sandwich? We need more men for a Staatsburg Sandwich.

by EngineeringDumpster November 15, 2021

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Staatsman

A slimeball, liar, hopefully sterile poor sad excuse for a human. Will likely steal your dog. Scum of the chum. a below average joe

I wish I never met that staatsman

by Amygdala19 August 9, 2022

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Statasize

The act of performing, creating,talking about, studying, learning or examining statistics

Humphrey was the best Statasizer for the Bears.
Loarraine's favorite hobby was Statasizing.

by Jessica Shock September 24, 2007

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-One who races to climax..
-One who's face is shaped optimally for the placement of female anatomy..
-One who is skilled at many seemingly useless things..

Synonyms: Lazer, ninja, dragon, Jedi, tiger, shark, tiger-shark, assassin, anal

"We were doin the dirty when he jumped up and exclaimed "I WIN!!" Then proceeded to do his end zone celebration.. What a total staasch.."

by Fast171 December 19, 2016

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