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squirtled one

when you are taking a shit, and it wont come out, then it all pours out violently and bloody.
Dude i cant ass fuck today i totally squirtled one today
by King James IV August 9, 2008
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Scurtle

Aggressively crawling, hastily crawling.
"That spider scurtled over there!"
by Wongtong69 January 30, 2022
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shurtle

The act of removing a turtle from its shell, then proceeding to shit in the then empty shell and throwing it in somebody's general direction.
Damn I just got shurtled
by poopie mcgee June 12, 2005
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Squirtle

1: A nasty fart that squirts in your pants.

2: A poke'mon.
John Smith: Hey dude, I just squirtled.
Jane Doe: DUDE you need to change yerr pants yo.
by LIL NAYA December 2, 2009
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squirtle

To take a leak; to relieve oneself
Gonna take a squirtle
by sero August 22, 2004
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squirtle

A wet fart or suprise diarrhea. Will most definately need a fresh pair of undies afterwards.
Eric had a squirtle when he was doing jumping jacks yesterday. Luckily it didn't make it down his leg.
by Naomi February 3, 2005
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squirtle

Damn, she made my squirtle hard as rock.
by jackass34 December 3, 2009
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