squirtled one

when you are taking a shit, and it wont come out, then it all pours out violently and bloody.

Dude i cant ass fuck today i totally squirtled one today

by King James IV August 9, 2008

Scurtle

Aggressively crawling, hastily crawling.

"That spider scurtled over there!"

by Wongtong69 January 30, 2022

shurtle

The act of removing a turtle from its shell, then proceeding to shit in the then empty shell and throwing it in somebody's general direction.

Damn I just got shurtled

by poopie mcgee June 12, 2005

Squirtle

1: A nasty fart that squirts in your pants.

2: A poke'mon.

John Smith: Hey dude, I just squirtled.
Jane Doe: DUDE you need to change yerr pants yo.

by LIL NAYA December 2, 2009

squirtle

To take a leak; to relieve oneself

Gonna take a squirtle

by sero August 22, 2004

squirtle

A wet fart or suprise diarrhea. Will most definately need a fresh pair of undies afterwards.

Eric had a squirtle when he was doing jumping jacks yesterday. Luckily it didn't make it down his leg.

by Naomi February 3, 2005

squirtle

another word for a mans penis

Damn, she made my squirtle hard as rock.

by jackass34 December 3, 2009