Squanch

The act of male on male scissoring. The men spread their legs in a "Y" (scissor) shape and place scrotum's together, usually behind the other party's testicular sac, and proceed to pleasure one another.

Man, my sac hurts! Next time we squanch, one of us needs to shave so it's not like our balls are Velcroed together..

See also scissoring

by fat_atkison September 15, 2011

Squanching

A term used in the show Rick and Morty. It is code for male masturbation.

Friend: Hey, you coming to see-
Guy: DUDE! IM SQUANCHING!!
Friend: I am so sorry! Forgive me!

by AbbeyRoad9242 October 8, 2016

squench

An abused butt hole

"Your mom gave me a squench last night"

by Tybum April 19, 2016

Squinch

Weird, or absolutley strange

That movie was sooooo squinchy

by TheSquinchMaster March 19, 2015

squancho

to poop or vomit into a woman's vagina and then perform sexual intercourse resulting in cum filled poopy vomit substance
a.k.a. perty gross

i squanchoed ur mother.

by anuspounder51451 September 6, 2010

Rollin' Squinchy

1. Having any combination of bodily byproducts in one's pants yet doing nothing about it.

"I sharted in the staff meeting but my wife has the car so I'm rollin' squinchy until lunch."

"You made me pee a little bit when you told me you were a man. I'm too lazy to go home for a pee spot, I'll just roll squinchy until it dries."

by Robot Loves Zombie October 15, 2009

squenchy

A term used to describe the butt of a cat, derived from its squenched up look, especially when poop is being pushed through by the bowells.

Cat #1: Oh look, her squenchy is in our face because her tail is up
Cat #2: No cat has a squench so squenched up as her...
Cat #1: Yeah. Stupid squencher.

by Anon Ymous Jr. August 12, 2006