Liquid Hershey Squirties

A river of shit exiting the ass

"Bro, last night, I have the liquid Hershey Squirties, and I think I got asshole cancer."

by I. Moe Lester September 11, 2021

Squirble

A rare pokemon. Half Squirrel and half Gerbil. This pokemon has very distinct features including a long tail soft fur.

Dude I'm so drunk I caught a squirble

by Wolftits December 15, 2010

squirreler

Someone who can manage to "save money" instead of "spending it".

Aga was so tempted to spend her loose change on food (£8.45 to be precise) Her quest to be the fluffiest girl in town far outweighed her interest in saving money. Peter reminded her that she was supposed to be a squirreler in 2016 . (Squirreler's don't spend money on food when they've just eaten a meal ten minutes ago) So Pete suggested to Aga that she should in fact "pop in" to her local bank and put the cash in to her savings account.

by xBocx May 11, 2016

Squirkle

When she's about to squirt you stick a popsicle up er'

Girl imma bouta squirkle you bish

by JizzyJazz 4504 September 16, 2019

the squirties

The liquid poo result of ingesting large quantities of Fast food.
Phase 2 of the normal gastro intestinal cycle. 2nd phase of the fast food "circle of life." Phase 1 is the rumbles.

Oh jessie, I've got the squirties! I do believe I've shat on myself.

by OoklaGeezus July 1, 2005

Squittle

A Squirrel that eats Skittles

You see a squirrel eating skittles instead of peanuts

by John Pokiniewski May 9, 2005

squirtle

a young species of pokemon that can only prematurley ejaculate, but as they evolve they will be able to squirt their pokejizz further.

the gansta muthafukn squirtle evolved into a blastoise and shot his pokesperm in the charzards face. super effective cumshot!

by nevrsay nigg*r October 18, 2011