Squirrel

A promiscuous man-whore, who constantly seeks sexual pleasure which he calls a "nut".

I was beginning to think you were unlike the other cheating men of my past until you hit on my sister. You're nothing but a Squirrel, just like all the others !

by talk2me-JCH2 May 7, 2017

squirrel shot

Secretly catching a glimpse of a woman's underwear.

I was sitting in class and caught a squirrel shot under Kristen's desk. Damn thats a fat squirrel.

by SockTan97 July 2, 2008

squirrel bladder

often used in reference to those who urinate every few minues after they break the seal. not a reference to phallis size, simply a reference to bladder size.

Wow, you're going to pee again? You just went roughly 49 seconds ago. You've defintely got squirrel bladder.

by DDG September 8, 2006

squirrel blanket

a g string.

I heard Ted Binion's girlfriend (the one who maybe killed him) started out in Vegas designing squirrel blankets.

by Candi Barre September 24, 2009

Squirrel Tails

1. The tail of a Squirrel.

2. Intramurals Dynasty at Southern Adventist University.

Hey look! Those Squirrel Tails would make a great keychain!

by JoeyFuller December 7, 2009

squirrel curl

When you squeeze out such a long turd that it curls like a squirrels tail and the nose cone of the ass missile kisses your backside before it can be pinched off.

During this mornings dump I was tattooed by the dreaded brown squirrel curl.

by d bergstrom February 24, 2008

Squirrel Hat

n. A bowl shaped item fasioned by the collecting of sperm inside the foreskin and waiting until it dries. The resultant fragile casting is so named for its resemblance to a hat that could only fit a small rodent.

I broke my leg last year and had to spend 2 months in bed. Having bored myself of world of warcraft and youtube, i just spent the most of it making squirrel hats.

by Alanicor March 9, 2010