Squirreling

The act of inserting both (or one) testicles inside a woman's vagina, thus replicating a squirrels predilection for the hiding of nuts.

Mandy didn't want me to put my dick in, so we were squirreling all night instead.

by Aaacey July 4, 2019

Squirreling

When a guy puts his whole ballsack in a girls vagina.

Squirreling my girl is the best! Just hide my nuts all up in it!

by DrivefastEatass21 November 22, 2019

Squirreling

The art of managing to lick the asshole, whilst having the penis in the troat and the balls filling the cheeks. Mostly done to your boss by an eager colleague.

Ed is squirreling his way to the top!

by CharleiB0B0 September 6, 2021

squirreling

the act of a man artfully placing ones own twin jewels between his arse cheeks to create a mangina

man- hey babe, can you see my balls in these shorts?
woman- no babe, perfect squirreling!

by y0urmumsb4ttycr3ase69 January 26, 2022

squirreling

when a girl tries to get your nuts as far away from your body as is humanly possible

brian: hey man, why do you keep groaning and holding your balls?

stewie: my girl was squirreling the sh*t outta me last night

by Banterlope89 May 5, 2022

Squirteling

When you're having sex with a girl, then you put a large carboard box on your back like a turtle shell, drink some water and then you spray the water from your mouth into her face, while screaming "SQUIDDLE ME THIS!!", while nutting on her face at the same time.

"Yo bro, last night, me and my girl squirtled"
"Hey, I was right about to ask you if you were up for some squirteling"

by r/jawline August 15, 2024

Squirreling

Stuffing all bodily openings(urethra,anus, mouth, nose, and ears) with acorns and then proceeding to crawl around like a squirrel while in the nude.

“You cant’t call yourself a man if you havent been squirreling with the boys”

by Turkey_frotter101 December 18, 2024