Squid

Someone who rides a motorcycle recklessly without any gear.

"Look at him doing wheelies without even a helmet, what a squid!"

by Thatonekid87 June 11, 2020

Street Squid

A slang phrase, used by professionals in the motorcycle industry. Often to describe male riders, who are overly fashion concious, ride with reckless disregard to others, are abundantly cheap when purchasing quality, safety equipment, and are generally ignorant of the specifics of their own machines. These people are frowned upon by serious enthusiasts of the sport, as they set a bad example to others. They view motorcyles, not with the respect and responsibility they command, but simply as an extension of their penis. Frequently the cause of accidents, and subsequent high insurance rates.

"Dude's first bike, was a GSXR 1000. And he rode it, in shorts and a t-shirt. That MOFO was PURE street squid.".

by D. Gould December 24, 2005

squid game

a somehow trending netflix show, thats all

Person 1: Have you watched Squid Game?
Person 2: Ya its cool and all idk I might watch all episodes 😀

by Yuzeri September 27, 2021

Squidish

The act of being lazy and/or Slow. Very dull and plain Personality.

Look at him he's acting kinda Squidish eh?

by StRaFe HD June 18, 2011

Squiddlepiss

1. The act of 'squiddlepissing' is when suffering from diarrhea you sit down to piss and you let go and shit and piss large amounts simultaneously. You just squiddlepissed. The physics of the matter result in loss of accuracy and the resultant splatters are sure tell tale signs of a squiddlepisser.

2. The beige soup (mix of water, faeces, urine and possibly vomit) left in the toilet bowl afterwards can also be referred to as squiddlepiss itself.

3. Squiddlepiss can also be used in the same way as 'clusterfuck' or 'pigs ear'. To mean a mess that got out of control.

"Good job I sat down on the toilet just then dave, I squiddlepissed right up the back wall"

"Arrrrrrgh there's shit and piss on the underside of this window sill, someones squiddlepissed around here"

"So after I slept with her, i did her sister and then her mum, it was becoming a right squiddlepiss so I became gay"

"Oh dear, what did you do to my nicely organised toolbox? You've made a right squiddlepiss here"

by Rochies Rainbeaux January 9, 2009

squishing the squid

The female equivalent of slapping the salami or choking the chicken.

Do I partake in squishing the squid? Why, my dear fellow, I'd be lying if I said I didn't.

by The original überbitch December 14, 2008

squidipity

The event of a miraculous squid attack; moreover, a squid latching its self to one's face while said person is nowhere near a body of water containing squid.

Johnny got jacked going North on 95 by some tentacles- fucking squidipity man!

by Ranger Brad September 15, 2005