Squid

v. 'to squid'. A sexual technique whereby immediately prior to the male's ejaculation the female's parent, boyfriend or other threat enters the room. The male then turns to face the intruder, ejaculating onto them, thereby creating a distraction and allowing an expedient getaway. From the method by which squid spray ink at predators to ease escape.

"I was boning this totally hot chick on her parent's kitchen table when they walked through the door. Luckily i squidded right on her dad before diving out the window"

by Johann S January 4, 2008

Squid

A guy with no shoulders/ muscle mass. Squids often think they are much larger than they are. They over compensate with tough talk and swinging arms. Their appearance is like that of a squid, due to their small frame and comparatively long limbs.

hey mate, look at that guy's shirt. It's about 3 sizes too small.

I know mate, What a squid!

by stilltalkin November 27, 2016

Squidely

A word used to describe something in a good way.

That hat is extremely squidely.

by Spenceroo January 21, 2010

Squid

Slang. An alternative to the word quid (meaning the British Pound)

Lend me a squid

by Stuie999 October 19, 2008

Squide

When a person shits and pisses at the same time.

Person A: Dude what the f**k was that?!
Person B: Just a squide.

by SanoSlayr May 31, 2009

Squid

n. Term often used in street motorcycling for a rider (usually a young rider on a sportbike)who can't handle the bike he just purchased due to a lack of ability, and/or common sense and/or respect for the power of the bike.

"That friggin' squid tried pulling a wheelie and ate his damn ride right in front of his friends, now he's in the ER!!"

by Andy27 May 28, 2007

Squid

(v) To diarrhea in a pool, resembling the projectile ink a squid shoots.

I ate Mexican food last night, and when I was at swim practice this morning I squid in the pool.

by UIC123 November 25, 2009