Squeebleblapper

When you jizz so hard you have to grav it and move your hand upwards to remove escess hizz. Hence 'squeeble'

Woah dude i totally had to squeebleblapper otherwise that shit woulda hurted

by Squeebleblappercreator November 20, 2019

Squeege

The succulent, everlasting, and infallible substance only able to be acquired from the Orange Legal Council TM. There is life squeege, death squeege, and squeege squeege. Accept the squeege.

You must accept the squeege!
Have you heard of the council and their squeege?
Squeege is the best thing ever!

by Molbo January 3, 2020

Squeetle

Squeetle is a slang word for pushing out semen after sex.

Yo, Caroline, I know you’re really tired and just want to cuddle, but I think you should probably go squeetle to prevent a urinary tract infection.

by SilasBirch February 27, 2021

Squeege

A person who has a extremely high voice.

"Hey Squeege, if you don't be silent, i will tape your mouth shut."

by FrogFanatic June 2, 2021

Squeeble

A very nosy person, one who looks up made up words upon being told to by their friend.

Mason is a total Squeeble, he looked this up at my very command!

by Cattail (KidNamedFinger) December 12, 2022

DJ Squeegie

a disc jockey that is also employed as a window washer. typically plays repetitive house music, shuns drugs publicly yet indulges privately, and will find the most remote, reclusive living situation so that he can disappear from the face of the earth as soon as he discovers one of his exes has actually slept with another man, regardless of the time that has elapsed.

one who speaks incessantly without regard for the listener's need to get the FUCK off of the phone

hey man, are you going out tonight?

no, i have to stay home and facestalk my exes.

come on, dude, don't be a DJ Squeegie!

by dr evil. April 24, 2011

Mexican Squeegee

A sex act in which a man ejaculates on the woman's upper lip, then wipes it off with his penis, demanding a dollar from her afterward.

"She pulled back too early and I jizzed on her upper lip. But it was cool. I busted out my MEXICAN SQUEEGEE!!!"

by VikingSanta January 20, 2018