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Surf City Squeeze

noun-

1. An ice cream and smoothie stand located in Spokane's Northtown Mall.

2. A provocative and rather unknown sexual move. It is sure to surprise the reciever, and possibly give her the best orgasm she's ever had. It is performed as such:

As you are having sex in your favorite position, you must wait until both you and your partner are close to climax. Upon reaching that point, you must abruptly stop, and leap up on top of her. In that leap, you want to land with one foot on her chest, and one on her pelvis (in other words, you're now riding her like a surfboard). After reaching this point, quickly grab her clitoris between your big toe and second toe. While she screams (and she will!), twist your body around while keeping your balance, giving yourself the right angle to empty your load into her mouth and all over her face.

Congratulations! You have just performed the surf city squeeze.
Man, I used the surf city squeeze on my girl last night. She howled like a banshee.
by Xeonai November 6, 2011
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Squeeve

The best teaching assistant in the observable universe. He's young, pure, and is genuinely just trying to help in this cruel, cruel world.
Did you get Squeeve to help you on your homework?
Yeah—he's the best TA!
by yawwwnnnnn September 14, 2019
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The Big Dipper (AKA Orange Squeeze)

A sexual position in which the woman lays on her side in fetal position, allowing the man to hold her from behind and grasp the front of her legs/hands etc., entering while squeezing his partner closer.
Man's position resembles "The Big Dipper (AKA Orange Squeeze)" or for some maybe "Little Dipper" :)
For Adult Couples only...
by printspitcher March 24, 2009
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squeeze it

"squeeze it, ya pussy mutha fucka!!"
"bitch, squeeze it if you can!!"
by madi99 January 14, 2008
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Beaver Squeegee

a patch of hair (soul patch) under the lower lip of a man. often squeegees the vagina whilst it is being eatin out.
"holy cock, did you see howie mandells beaver squeegee!"

"yeah, it is a good lookin one!"

"damn, i wish i had a beaver squeegee as good as howie's"
by T VOH February 1, 2009
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squeeze the charmin

After I eat this chli I will need to squeeze the charmin.
by Mr. Whipple March 29, 2006
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