squiff

Dispute, disagreement or misunderstanding in a relationship.

She was upset because we had a squiff.

by providan December 24, 2006

squaf

The act of giving some bitch a MASSIVE bukkake

"Peter squaffed all over Denise's face while Luke was doing her through the butthole and Albert ate her"

by yerrowfeverw May 18, 2010

squaffle

A mix between a squabble and a quarrel.

Janine and Tim had a squffle about the pancake syrup.

by Daniel September 10, 2004

squiffy

Statement of complete ambivilence. Often used as a bland response to a statement that is neither good nor bad nor particularly interesting.

Dave - I worked on a boat once. Jenny - Isn't that squiffy.

by cryinghill May 27, 2005

squaffle

A cross between a squirrel and a waffle. They show symptoms of rabies, and stalk people with a gaint fork if one steals their marshmellows. When mixed with sulferic dioxide, they tend to explode. These buggers were first discovered by crazy arse art students, after sightings of the swopher.

Dude, you better watch out, or I'll set my squaffle minions on you.

by Hibyrd June 4, 2005

squaffie

The pairing (shipping) of Squall/Leon Leonhart and Yuffie Kisaragi in the RPG Kingdom Hearts.

Yuffie + Squall(Leon)= Squaffie

by N.Saito February 20, 2009

Squaffle

A squaffle is an attempt to excrete methane gas out of the anal sphincter in secret. Upon being discovered, if the fart remains unclaimed by said squaffler, it is known as a squaffle.

An assumption that someone farted.

Who squaffled?

Yeah I was with her last night and totally had a squaffle. She is still trying to figure out what that smell was.

Dude, I'm pretty sure my girl squaffled last night.

by Lil popcorn popper June 14, 2016